tangy zesty tasty vinegar
Velveeta melted on round chips
sharp cocktail sauce for shrimp
sugary red catsup
Heinz 57
honey mustard
Worchester
mustard
sauce
I like American; no one else in my family does
Velveeta is also a favorite; I like her softness
My daddy’s favorites were sharp cheddar and blue cheese.
My mama did not eat anything but fruits and vegetables.
Mostly vegetables.
I have three daughters.
None of them want the same kind of cheese on their hamburgers.
One wants pepper jack.
Another wants provolone.
Come to think of it, the third daughter does not eat cheese
She is more like her grandma than I realized.
MAC AND CHEESE
Macaroni is Italian
And pasta is another name
With flavor garnished with a sauce
A dish that we can all acclaim
Cheese is kin to everything
As olives, bread and tasty wine
Even blue cheese tows the line
But if you can , I beg you , please
Do not serve me mac and cheese
Quasi Velveeta and processed as well
Butter, milk and other ilk
all mixed together, goo from hell
This combo doesn’t ring a bell
Yellow yellow how I bellow
Throw some green in for a change
So this staid food won’t be deranged
Ralph Sergi©
Patriots and Seahawks, today head to head
Will wear the helmets; tooth and nail fight the day
University of Phoenix stadium, the beautiful Grand Canyon state
Sweat and blood will spill on cactus bed.
Hard training, pain, dedication and rivalry
Let it end today in guts, honor and glory.
“The Star- spangled Banner”, the sweet little song
That’s the way to start the game on
The Red, White and Blue, waving in the air
Jet planes stripe the sky in white smoky flair.
It is half time show; Katy Perry will soothe the ear
Lenny Kravitz will tear up our fear.
Time to have a drink baby
Cold beer, pinot noir or tequila savory
Let’s dive deep in some dips
Velveeta, salsa and tortilla chips.
Enjoy the platter of, hot wings, blue cheese and dill mayonnaise
Add some green olives, carrots and crunchy celeries.
Slices of pizza or meaty tacos, gasp my sigh
A bowl of chili, or even a chicken leg fry
Everything will go just fine
When we are all football high.
Forget all work, qualms and quarks
Keep your whining and politics inside the drawers
Let’s all watch the Super Bowl on this Sunday
And hold dear a simple pleasure in truly American way.
cyberpork
a found poem using contemporary computer slang
sludge solution
grok it
nerf sword nerf herder
sock puppet astroturf
bluesnarf
cupertinoeffect
the crawling horror
conscious agents
of our own delight and distraction
streisand effect
do not feed the troll
geoswag
geocacher geonick geocache
muggle
typosquat
egosurf snowclone
infovore, digerati, jiterati
ignotarian, hikikomori
slacktivism
pyjamahadeen
plank
IQueue
owl
grinding trash mobs sucks
pilcrow
darknet silk road
cusskiddie dawn patrol
image pipes
keyboard plaque
kill your babies knowbot
holy wars stand by my met
e-purse hourglass mode
hermaphroditic connectors
graybar land
nym-rod nut cluster
net spider nooksurfer
mouse potato
noob
toy value
tweak freak twitch game
phreaking phishing phriends
paint monkey
rasterbator
sacrificial host
clbuttic
mbuttive
personal buttistant
velveeta
softlifting
rumorrazzi
squirt the bird
Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers
By Elton Camp
Short supply is beginning to ensure
Cheese lovers don’t know what to do
There’s panic buying in the store
Unsure when they’ll be any more
Velveeta’s so good and healthy too
Gourmets are hoping it’s not true
So all who love its rubbery taste
Rush to the market with all haste
There’s good reason to fear
From shelves it’ll disappear
So better quickly shove and grab
To take as yours that final slab
The shortage is real and severe
Sans Velveeta, life will be austere
Antiquarian classic lovers embrace
Orangeade silken light, circles around his place
Romantic satin in black lace, gifts bestowed to thee
Delicate ruffed red confection eyes, he showed me
Dignified I was dressed in Velveeta and chrisom shoes
I held soft black satin purse, white cape, blue trimmed lace
Shimmery in candy red heels, freshwater pearl adorn my face
Lacey corset jacket , ruffled Nostalgic demure Raspberry pantaloons
I wore on my wedding day, Myriad silvery beads
My Grecian gown scattered about the bodice, angels feathers
Scalloped hems, Ivory slip, his kiss twinflames
My face adorn with chiffon pink lace
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