Humorous Vanity Poems
These Humorous Vanity poems are examples of Vanity poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Vanity Humorous poems written by international poets.
My obsession just to win, in Trump’s own wordsMy head is in a spin,
My obsession just to win,
I'm driven and I'm mad
All I smell is gushing blood.
I feel I'm in a surreal game
That...
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vanity, humorous, parody, political, prejudice,
The Vanity of PleasureMy sweet sensations in the grind,
To indulge my lot
In idle or hot?!
The tug of war ‘twixt body and mind.
The two’ve been...
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vanity, humorous,
Healthy SeniorHEALTHY SENIOR
My mother used to feed me to grow up big and strong
Cauliflower and broccoli, some foods that taste so wrong
How could anyone believe that...
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vanity, age, beauty, body, hope,
Failed Attempt At HumorYou can’t understand how that sounds.
You laugh, but you look like clowns.
Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail
my ears with what you would call a humorous...
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vanity, funny, humor, irony, me,
Vanity FlareBeneath the hot Summer sun,
Bathed in pools of sweat.
Cooking of my skin begun,
And it wasn't noon yet.
I felt my forehead fry,
And my whole body quiver.
In...
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vanity, beach, body, humorous, july,
The Abyss KingThe proud ruler known vainly as Saklas
In the abyss proudly proclaimed with brass:
“I am god, no other but me!”
Then a voice above said in glee:
“You...
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vanity, god, humor, humorous, mythology,
Glaring GadflyThere once was a gadfly daring.
His speech, it was laced with swearing
He said too much
...
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fun, funny, humorous, vanity,
Trash Talking At It's FinestThe continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...
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vanity, anger, art, confidence, conflict,
Violence By Way of FantasySTOP! This is the updated version
So now I guess this is the REMIXed version
Now the ONLY version
Poetrysoup Exclusive Version
Click the back button if ur ears...
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vanity, allusion, anger, boxing day ,
Stealthy Stalker : MeEccentric Emma, third world charity advocator
Posts smiling foreground photos in mud slewn villages
Personifying inconsistency wafts remote mantra
Mind realm torrents when Followers Like - limitless!
Travels...
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vanity, art, creation, drug, green,
My New Book Will Be PublishedI have news that is sure to impress.
My new book will be… published —no less!
Let’s break out the champagne,
raise a toast to my brain…
No-o-o-o! ...
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humorous, vanity, write, writing,
Embracing the BaldInside my head, reality
Slithered right up to me and called,
"Look old man, that mirror don't lie,"
"You might as well, embrace the bald"
Still I held out,...
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vanity, humorous, imagery, lost, perspective,
To Be IgnoredTo be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)
The toilet makes a swoosh,
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one,
and...
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vanity, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,
The Hindsight FamilyThe fidgeting lips of hypocrites
sound the story they couldn’t predict,
the Hindsight family carry the flame
that rewinds backwards and assigns blame,
something achieved...
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vanity, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
A President's Musings - In Trumps Own Words“Impeach, Impeach” the chorus grows
Wise is the phrase “What I shall reap is what I sow”,
Show me the way, find me a door,
For this great...
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vanity, anxiety, humorous, parody, political,