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Premium Member Vance Can Dance
Want to dance? Asked Olivia Nance. Not a chance, Replied Alvin Vance. Olivia slipped ants Into Alvin's pants. Alvin began to prance. Vance can dance! Cried Olivia Nance....

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Categories: vance, fun, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Ode to a Father’s Eternal Light
Oh father, my guiding light, Your presence, now but a memory bright. In the quiet whispers of the wind, I hear your voice lingering within. Your laughter filled the air with joy, Your wisdom, a beacon to my soul. But now you have taken your final flight, Leaving a void that never can be whole. I remember the touch of your gentle hand, The...

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Categories: vance, absence, allah, angel, appreciation,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member JD Vance
This senator from Ohio, named Vance ...

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Categories: vance, america, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Not My Hillbilly
Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin' A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin' Gimme Jed Clampet any day Jethro, Granny or Ellie May Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin! ...

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Categories: vance, america, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Catty Remarks
A shallow thinker of little integrity A sycophant stinker and less empathy A wanting to return to a golden age which never existed, with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage Catty remarks weird and twisted... Selflessly she married into a family, it only makes her more inspiring She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter, Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter! ...

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Categories: vance, america, angst, betrayal, celebrity,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member JD Vance Rants Collab
In 2015… —In DMs, he wondered whether Trump “Is America’s Hitler” In 2016… —“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. ...

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Categories: vance, analogy, character, political, usa,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member JD Vance on Donald Trump
Republican Vice-Presidential nominee JD Vance’s comments about Donald Trump: In DMs, he wondered whether Trump, “Is America’s Hitler.” (2015) “Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.” (2016) “Donald Trump is a moral disaster.” (2016) After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot.” (2016) “What percentage of the American...

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Categories: vance, angst, celebrity, corruption, history,
Form: Free verse
Coy and Vance
We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke. When people watched us on TV, it made them puke. Many people changed the channel when our show was on. The once high ratings of the show were gone. We were basically clones of Luke and Bo. People cheered when we left the show. We were good at fighting crime and...

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Categories: vance, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Vance Plans a Vasectomy
Vance Plans a Vasectomy By Elton Camp Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go He didn’t know a lot about it, though But had read all that he wanted to see: That no more children is the guarantee In the waiting area he had to have a seat Since the doctor was having a bite to eat The doc sat on...

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Categories: vance, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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