Humorous Valentines Day Poems
These Humorous Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Humorous poems written by international poets.
Happy Valentine's DayDo not ask for roses, dear
Be they pink or white or red
I'll give you something more sincere
Like poison oak instead....
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valentines day, humor, humorous, rose, valentines
Happy Valloween!Roses are red, goblins are green
Just like my buddy, Frankenstein
Well, it’s February fourteenth
And I don’t have a valentine
So let’s declare it Valloween
And now, my love,...
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valentines day, halloween, humorous, romantic, valentines
Sally's ValentineSally's Valentine
Valentine's Day awoke Sally's devil
The horny one went to town to revel
She barhopped easy streets
In need of finding sweets
That night she smiled her high...
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humorous, valentines day,
Valentine presentDarling, I’m thinking of getting implants.
Right fine, I was going to the gardening centre today, we can go together
No, silly, breast implants.
You already have two...
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humorous, husband, valentines day,
Eggsactly but not quiteEggsactly but not quite
There once was a beautiful chick from Peru
With more than one suitor, knew not what to do
Yet on Valentines day...
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humorous, perspective, valentines day,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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valentines day, blue, love, red, sweet,
Hot Pickup LineNo one can deny your young body;
Would you consider this old noddy?
Let‘s explore all angles,
Even bit that dangles.
You’re headier than a hot toddy!
...
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humorous, valentines day,
Bouquet Blunder
My husband had purchased fresh flowers
They sweltered in his car for eight hours
Twelve roses of red
Were nearly all dead
His Valentine’s Day gaffe truly sours
...
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flower, humorous, valentines day,
Valentine's Day For Love's SakeFor love's sake, ...
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food, humor, valentines day,
Year-Round LoveJanuary…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy.
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.
My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...
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valentines day, christmas, easter, halloween, independence
LoveQuote By Poet "True LOVE is kind and never hurts."
My One~Only Love~Happy Valentine's Day
with beautiful cards~flowers hooray
your kisses are from above
little wild~kind...
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valentines day, voice, words,
Coming Up RosesThe roses are dead;
the violets are too.
The candy I bought?
Mold-encrusted blue…
I tried to cook dinner,
but burned up the steak.
Those dazzling earrings?
Turns out they’re a fake.
I...
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humorous, valentines day,
My Valentine Card To YouFebruary fourteenth is Valentine's day, ...
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valentines day, candy, flower, heart, love,
Valentine's Day DateIt’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...
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valentines day, funny, funny love, humorous,
A Valentine's Meal Deal - BawdyI need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay
But...
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food, humorous, valentines day,