Urine Poems - Poems about Urine

HUMAN WATERS JUZ FLOWIN-URINE INCONTINECE

wAtErS flowin juz…
Urine gusting down my leg
---As open hydrant

2/24/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©

 S e n r y u Verse
Syllables Per Line:	5 7 5
Total # Syllables:	17
Total # Lines:	3  (Including empty lines)
Words with (syllables) counted programmatically:	 N/A
Total # Words:	11

Categories: urine, adventure, analogy, humanity, humor,
Form: Senryu

When Urine Rome

Tinkle, tinkle on the brush,
Just don’t dip before you flush.
If you’ve run out, but need to smile,
Drink some wine and wait a while.


Deep thoughts on Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste

Categories: urine, silly,
Form: Rhyme

About Uncompleted Building

I know about uncompleted building
A Terrible lot it could start wielding:
Perhaps, not in Far-Away Siberia
But, quote me, here in Lord God’s Nigeria!

A Receiving Camp for Smokers of Weed,
The Thickest Spirals in times of vile Need;
All The Depraved in Neighborhoods shielding, 
Cries of torture as victims are pleading …

Get ready for the Truest Euphoria,
People down with

Categories: urine, absence, addiction, evil, house,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Piss

Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at my side and talk say,
You this child;
You can not come and kill me in this school,
Now correct yourself in good

Categories: urine, africa, allegory, allusion, america,
Form: Free verse

Cow Urine

Cow Urine
India holds the cow sacred
It’s urine can cure some disease
Chronic things like diabetes
And cancer to name some of these
Distilling the urine is vital
They’ve set up a plant just for that
In the nondescript village, Jangori
Where herds of the cattle are at
Based on demands they are planning
10 thousand liters a day
But how they’re collecting the urine
Nobody

Categories: urine, animal, power,
Form: Rhyme

Urine Flavor Wheel

Urine Flavor Wheel

Urine flavor wheels were once a standard tool
Doctors could either sniff or taste the urine (if both, it’s called a dual)
Then compare what they discovered there on the urine wheel
Even I can’t make this up – the urine wheel was real
Then by the 19th century the practice lost its favor
Chemicals then took the

Categories: urine, caregiving, health, science,
Form: Rhyme

The Shroud of Urine

after swilling as much sicera 
as he could pound down
a middle ages drunk stood over in the
corner
somewhere in the alley behind the
church,
whipped it out, closed his eyes &
flushed out all his toxins down upon
what he thought was the ground---
turns out there was a pile of cloths stuffed
in the crevice between the building &
the ground adjacent

Categories: urine, life,
Form: Free verse

Random Urine Test Another Poem a Total of 17 People At Best Will Read

A VERY VAIN VINE

Twine twisted around a vine
Whilst the philodendron were doing  just fine
No weed to choke a tulip by a bud beguiled
And there were no aphids to make certain we all smiled

Laughter began every day when the alarm clock rang
sometimes we heard the echo of a sorrowful song an angel once sang
But then

Categories: urine, angstangel, angel,
Form: Quintain (English)