Urine Poems - Poems about Urine

wAtErS flowin juz… Urine gusting down my leg ---As open hydrant 2/24/25 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025© S e n r y u Verse Syllables Per Line: 5 7 5 Total # Syllables: 17 Total # Lines: 3 (Including empty lines) Words with (syllables) counted programmatically: N/A Total # Words: 11 ...

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Tinkle, tinkle on the brush, Just don’t dip before you flush. If you’ve run out, but need to smile, Drink some wine and wait a while. Deep thoughts on Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste...

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I know about uncompleted building A Terrible lot it could start wielding: Perhaps, not in Far-Away Siberia But, quote me, here in Lord God’s Nigeria! A Receiving Camp for Smokers of Weed, The Thickest Spirals in times of vile Need; All The Depraved in Neighborhoods shielding, Cries of torture as victims are pleading … Get ready for the Truest Euphoria, People down with...

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Piss I tell missy for class say; Aunty, i want to go and piss Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, Auty coman get angry and get up and shout 'Class if i hear pim again' Anty na look at my side and talk say, You this child; You can not come and kill me in this school, Now correct yourself in good...

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Cow Urine India holds the cow sacred It’s urine can cure some disease Chronic things like diabetes And cancer to name some of these Distilling the urine is vital They’ve set up a plant just for that In the nondescript village, Jangori Where herds of the cattle are at Based on demands they are planning 10 thousand liters a day But how they’re collecting the urine Nobody...

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Urine Flavor Wheel Urine flavor wheels were once a standard tool Doctors could either sniff or taste the urine (if both, it’s called a dual) Then compare what they discovered there on the urine wheel Even I can’t make this up – the urine wheel was real Then by the 19th century the practice lost its favor Chemicals then took the...

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after swilling as much sicera as he could pound down a middle ages drunk stood over in the corner somewhere in the alley behind the church, whipped it out, closed his eyes & flushed out all his toxins down upon what he thought was the ground--- turns out there was a pile of cloths stuffed in the crevice between the building & the ground adjacent...

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A VERY VAIN VINE Twine twisted around a vine Whilst the philodendron were doing just fine No weed to choke a tulip by a bud beguiled And there were no aphids to make certain we all smiled Laughter began every day when the alarm clock rang sometimes we heard the echo of a sorrowful song an angel once sang But then...

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