wAtErS flowin juz…
Urine gusting down my leg
---As open hydrant
2/24/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©
S e n r y u Verse
Syllables Per Line: 5 7 5
Total # Syllables: 17
Total # Lines: 3 (Including empty lines)
Words with (syllables) counted programmatically: N/A
Total # Words: 11
Tinkle, tinkle on the brush,
Just don’t dip before you flush.
If you’ve run out, but need to smile,
Drink some wine and wait a while.
Deep thoughts on Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste
I know about uncompleted building
A Terrible lot it could start wielding:
Perhaps, not in Far-Away Siberia
But, quote me, here in Lord God’s Nigeria!
A Receiving Camp for Smokers of Weed,
The Thickest Spirals in times of vile Need;
All The Depraved in Neighborhoods shielding,
Cries of torture as victims are pleading …
Get ready for the Truest Euphoria,
People down with The Falsest Malaria;
A Scenario for The Angering Deeds:
How dare you there recite The Apostles’ Creed?
Also, a venue for Helpful Latrine,
Unless Keep-Off Signals you meet Urine.
Piss
I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh,
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'
Anty na look at my side and talk say,
You this child;
You can not come and kill me in this school,
Now correct yourself in good English
Before i flog your bum bum,
'I wan to go outside and wee wee anty' please
As the piss don catch me well well
I now run straight from inside class to lavatory.
In the lavatory, i see many many big big ;
Some black, brown, water - water and
small small worm everywhere,
It is not working again
So it is smelling bad bad
And teacher say dirty environment
Is germs and disease place
I now coman run to the bush
In the back of lavatory to piss
Kr kr kr kr
The zipper didn't want to open
So i now draw my school knicker down
And lowered my pant,
'Pss psssssssssss pss pss.
Pr pr pr pr prrrrrrrrrrrrr
Leki kettle way de blow whistle.
After i now finish pissing,
I shake my thing very well so the last drop
do not stain my cloth
So my Classmate will not say
I piss on my body and start calling me
"Pissi pissi for body".
Ghops
Cow Urine
India holds the cow sacred
It’s urine can cure some disease
Chronic things like diabetes
And cancer to name some of these
Distilling the urine is vital
They’ve set up a plant just for that
In the nondescript village, Jangori
Where herds of the cattle are at
Based on demands they are planning
10 thousand liters a day
But how they’re collecting the urine
Nobody has yet to say
Direct from the cow much like milking
Or some other indirect way
No matter the method I’m thinking
The collectors deserve better pay
The urine the science has proven
Great anti-cholesterol power
And India people are downing
The urine though it’s taste is sour
The dosage is just about 1 ounce
Taken for general good health
And if it gets wide-spread acceptance
It’s bound to bring India wealth
A news item from the All India Institute of Medical Sciences courtesy of your Uncle Mike
Urine Flavor Wheel
Urine flavor wheels were once a standard tool
Doctors could either sniff or taste the urine (if both, it’s called a dual)
Then compare what they discovered there on the urine wheel
Even I can’t make this up – the urine wheel was real
Then by the 19th century the practice lost its favor
Chemicals then took the place of the small town doctor’s flavor
Yet some believed the taste test yield far more information
Than any chem analysis performed then in the nation
So at your next appointment ask your doc about it
See if he’ll perform the test. I’ll bet he says “I doubt it”
A VERY VAIN VINE
Twine twisted around a vine
Whilst the philodendron were doing just fine
No weed to choke a tulip by a bud beguiled
And there were no aphids to make certain we all smiled
Laughter began every day when the alarm clock rang
sometimes we heard the echo of a sorrowful song an angel once sang
But then came the angel singing happily again and offered up as his present
He repaired her sorrow because he wants all of us feel pleasant
I would tell you I’m glad you became an appendage of mine
And came simply to make this sodden soul once again to shine
Sometimes things go awry and for a moment you feel sad
But that’s only because he knows you’ll feel better when you finally feel glad
The sight of vines and aroma of the philodendron filled the air
While a man demanded a lady be ever his with her flesh so fair
W E L L He might do s**t like that for you but as for me he’s all about doom
Because i’m just a urinal in the universal and unilateral men’s room
© 2011.…phreepoetree ~free cee!~