Urine Poems - Poems about Urine

...Everyone loves a new mother. We give her pampering gifts. Send her carnations and roses. Promise her candles, warm baths, chocolates. Tromp into the hospital bearing onesies with cute sayings. P......Read the rest...

... School was a mile and a half walk from home, across roadways, busy streets and railway lines and through parklands patrolled by swooping magpies in spring. We thought nothing of it when it......Read the rest...

...Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed just like an toddler child 2/13/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ......Read the rest...

... Then she French kissed LizPiggo and publicly scolded the young Chinese server for not making extra sale? The young lady scribbled her phone number on napkin and gave it to Gus looking......Read the rest...

...Oh my dear warmly womb, You are my lovely home, where I have grown ......Read the rest...

...He's an elder now so don't dare forget. He has special needs and they need to be met.. Always been a hot boy so keep the thermostat down, or he'll gulp too much water and in urine you'll drown.. ......Read the rest...

...Narcissistic little freak – The world isn’t meant to like you There’ll be many parties Where nobody invites you Dance around with Mommy, Dance your TikTok video Hope you’ve got your bubble-wr......Read the rest...

...Noel set me off. Memories, permutations, Eating paper. My mother in her apron. Dad with the black bin bag Ready to bin the now useless wrapping and I thought. As I heard my children screa......Read the rest...

...His looks and physique, Add on to that someone else's mind and brains, I am sure it will be like salt to the season-less. Add to all that someone else's generosity, It will be like spice to the s......Read the rest...

...The story has been told of how those brave souls wander in the desert drinking urine for water and having dust for their supper while journeying to America and somewhere in the East violence erupts i......Read the rest...

...My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle She’d give me a wink Then down it as drink She’s loopier than the mock turtle! One Sunday we’d watched the Gran......Read the rest...

...Saturday, September 23, 2023 Coincides with first day of fall and Autumnal equinox for said year, where colorful splash kindled like tinder. After I riff flecked about thee August Autumn E......Read the rest...

...Raindrop keeps falling On my head.. But it isn't rain It's urine and some drunk guy mistook my tent for a portapotty It's so ing hot and humid and now my tent smells like hot piss What a in......Read the rest...

...the child is six, and sharp I knew this when he said “that looks like a DNA tester.” What is a DNA tester? I asked. “You know. You test blood, saliva and urine with it.” I was impressed. I had......Read the rest...

...Carrots are not good for you nor is Ovaltine Beets can make your urine stink Purple onions make you mean Grapefruit's too acidic raw eggs can make you loose Give a kid an ov......Read the rest...