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Cow Urine

Cow Urine
India holds the cow sacred
It’s urine can cure some disease
Chronic things like diabetes
And cancer to name some of these
Distilling the urine is vital
They’ve set up a plant just for that
In the nondescript village, Jangori
Where herds of the cattle are at
Based on demands they are planning
10 thousand liters a day
But how they’re collecting the urine
Nobody has yet to say
Direct from the cow much like milking
Or some other indirect way
No matter the method I’m thinking
The collectors deserve better pay
The urine the science has proven
Great anti-cholesterol power
And India people are downing
The urine though it’s taste is sour
The dosage is just about 1 ounce
Taken for general good health
And if it gets wide-spread acceptance
It’s bound to bring India wealth

A news item from the All India Institute of Medical Sciences courtesy of your Uncle Mike

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 2/16/2014 12:47:00 PM
ugh to the idea of this, but i loved the poem! i could use a daily dose of your news stories, uncle mike! they are always so entertaining and this one just proves the point. ~ by the way, thanks for your supportive comments on my poems...
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