Uproariously Poems - Poems about Uproariously

My Beloved Antichrist

...Raised off tales of a biblical nature,
I had always been warned,
About a particular creature,
The devil bound to human flesh,
To bring us destruction,
To bring us death,

He will speak the tru...

gargoyles

...The gargoyles sit on the fence
blinking like sheep, all in a row
where’s the romance in that?
humor me, please, before it’s too late.
I’d like to see you
sharpen your teeth
and hiss some outsta...

Learning when how to close seat then

...Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married male no less!

(alter...

Bread, Butter, Bacon, Burgers, Brownies and Bananas

...#A Nod To My MOTHER Who LOVED Her BLACKEYE PEAS. "So Do I", If Cooked GOOD..."YES PLEASE!" A GREAT "B" LETTER FOOD...
BROCCOLI 
BOK CHOY 
BERRIES 
BEETS (THESE ARE THE TYPE OF "BEATS" I LIKE...SA...

And the Dog Laughed Too

...He stood on the street corner
Having a much needed smoke
Somehow we got chatting
And he told me a joke 
And i started laughing
The way that you do
He looked at me smiling
And started laughing ...

Deadly Consequences

...



“Who, my husband, “she smiled, “he has no
alcohol problem.”
This is walking on the Razor’s Edge, but try 
and tell a codependent that one!
They will laugh uproariously thinking this i...

Just Breathe and Believe

...
Darkness fades into the mountains
Dreading the sigh of a summer sun, flickering
Raining down hope, happiness, heartfelt
Whispers of gentleness, reflecting
Joy that can’t be measured in ...

Barely Escaped

...Barely escaped
as a bear
chased me down the hall
my eyes wide open
   for the rest
of the night

Bearing my soul
to the roar
of laughter…
seemed
uproariously serious
in the depth...

To Keep Me From Crying

...wildly and uproariously
the
mouse pulls
his head
from
the jaws of a
ferocious lion
then
the mouse
poured himself
a glass of brandy
while
i 
laughed so hard
to keep me from crying...

Learning When How To Close Seat Then

...Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over based
upon real events, ...

A Party, Wine and Stranger Things

...Party Prelude

bleeding lotion after the knife slipped
haphazardly      called her sister
to help her get dressed   to the doctor
she went   two sisters took over

Scene 1

raiding the fridg...

We Weather It Out This Finter

...bright! bright! bright!
and cold

if i touch my nose to the picturesque windowpane 
i’ll surely see the light

this Finter uproariously has censored
my two day habit of nature walks
...

To My Love Part 1 Tbc

...Far from having a nascent thought that envelops my rabid self,
Like inside of an accurate Swiss watch that had been given -
A present to presidents and diplomats from the 70’s era,
Memories in the...

50 Words For Poe: Heathrow

...
"50 Words for Poe:  Heathrow"




They landed at Heathrow,
Columbus in tow on tight leash
had not frisked the stewardess’ skirts 
as they to’d a...

Disturbing the Pen

...DISTURBING THE PEN

what creeps
in?

insanity of sorts,

leaking
in,

instead of out.

it dribbles
out,

like drool or frothing foam.

it comes
from

the inner sanctum,

barely ...

• Short Uproariously Poems
• Famous Uproariously Poems
• Best Uproariously Poems
• Read Uproariously Poems
• Long Uproariously Poems
• Uproariously Quotes