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Eating Twinkies with God

Eating Twinkies With God
Eating Twinkies with God

The little boy walked into the park
the sun was shining very bright
he saw a lady old and frail
the sun reflected on her hair
Who is this lady, the little boy thought
with her hair so full of light


With two Twinkies in his bag and a coke in his hand
he walked to
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Categories: twinkies, appreciation, emotions, religious, symbolism,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberEating Twinkies In a Graveyard

To escape structure, I decided to skip school.
Talking two fools into going with me.
We pooled our lunch money. 
Buying cherry sodas, twinkies
and a pack of Newport cigarettes...
We voted to spend our freedom in a graveyard of regret.

We told ghost stories and read headstones. 
Feeling so very lucky to be alive.
Chatting about death and our dream
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Categories: twinkies, 8th grade, freedom,
Form: Free verse



Eating Twinkies With God

Eating Twinkies with God

The little boy walked into the park
the sun was shining very bright
he saw a lady old and frail
the sun reflected on her hair
Who is this lady, the little boy thought
with her hair so full of light


With two Twinkies in his bag and a coke in his hand
he walked to the bench and
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Categories: twinkies, devotion, god, heaven,
Form: I do not know?

Hostess Twinkies Come To An End

Hostess Twinkies Come to an End

By Elton Camp

But they are such a wholesome treat
And Twinkies are just such fun to eat

They are like shortcake on the outside
The center a delicious mush does hide

About 2012 the Mayans may be right
And the end of the world is in sight

A life without Twinkies many will hate
How will we
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Categories: twinkies, funny, may,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberArchie Bunker Opines Upon the Demise of Twinkies

"Edith!  Edith!   I didn't find a Twinkie in my lunch bucket today!
What happened, Dingbat?   Why do you torture me this way?"
"But Archie, ain't you seen on TV they ain't makin' 'em anymore?
The company is foldin' up and they ain't stockin' 'em at the store!"

"I blame you fer this disaster, Meathead,
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Categories: twinkies, food, funny, me,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberTwinkies No More

No creamy Twinkies
Hostess is not the mostess
I grabbed a Ding Dong
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Categories: twinkies, funny,
Form: Haiku

Premium MemberGoodbye Twinkies

They say all good things do not last.
“Twinkies” will become a thing of the past.
Those sponge cakes filled with vanilla crème
will for now on only exist in a dream.
The company baking Hostess cakes and Wonder bread,
has the only choice of becoming financially dead.
It has been said that labor problems and declining sales
are the major reasons
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Categories: twinkies, business, food,
Form: Rhyme

Hostess Twinkies

.     The yellow cream filled twinkie
               A frozen delight,
        Try eating it nice and cold;
             Tongue enveloping
 
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Categories: twinkies, food
Form: Epulaeryu

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