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Twerps Poems - Poems about Twerps


Premium Member It Was an Entirely Normal Day
... The sky held up, still. The breeze blew on cue. The cloud stuck glued on blue. The bills came in mail. The toast was burned. The eggs had runny whites. The plants outside died. I missed the ......

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Categories: twerps, day,
Form: Free verse
Belly Blurts
...my belly hurts smelly blurts it tweeps it twerps oops i've farted... nope it's worse......

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Categories: twerps, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



Yepsy
...She spoke of things That may have been Troubling him He looked at her And cried Yet might I do those Things with you I will be As wrong as She is for making Me trouble Am I less a man Th......

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Categories: twerps, adventure, culture, integrity, music,
Form: Ballad
Si Yamoto Says To
...She spoke of things That may have been Troubling him He looked at her And cried Yet might I do those Things with you I will be As wrong as She is for making Me trouble Am I less a man Th......

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Categories: twerps, adventure, culture, integrity, music,
Form: Ballad
Why Why Why
...Why why why revile ya, why why why revile ya, the stinking rich want you for their *****, at $4 dollars an hour, and no more! Aussie ships on the ocean are clueless, the Aussies cr......

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Categories: twerps, adventure,
Form: Ballade



Politics - Time To Change
...Privately educated, privileged backgrounds .……no problem per se …….…but ......we're led by these plum in mouth toffs by the troughful.…... their snouts in the pockets of the electorate, creaming the ......

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Categories: twerps, political,
Form: Prose
My Pestering Chatterers
...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tonight....10:30 PM.... I can't think straight...ahhhh! My heart is thumping with love-coated hate! Ahhhh... The chirping pests get louder and......

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Categories: twerps, angst, me, nostalgia, pets,
Form: Free verse
Shot At
...SHOT AT… Yes I went shooting with some city fellows to the Moonie We got a place to shoot that had the wild pigs So we are walking through a crop of something green and blooming When a porker Boa......

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Categories: twerps, adventureme, old, city, me,
Form: Rhyme

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