Tushy Poems - Poems about Tushy

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...

...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read the rest...

...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......Read the rest...

...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join......Read the rest...

...Chet was thrilled to be sent to Kanas City Mercy Hospital East He had been told the food was great, hot bread made of yeast. Their desserts are delicious, and their nurses are svelte and fine. He ......Read the rest...

...She was a lithe and lively flexible acrobatic cat. She was doing exercises when her bench went splat. It’s a worn-out pumpkin, it was time, said her mother. It is November sixth, added her annoye......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...Sham(e) full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration American independence day linkedin severance from English crown Continental Congress representatives parlayed courtesy thirteen origin......Read the rest...

...Happy comfortable cow refuses to give up the blue chair May’s husband is pouting. It is his recliner! Irritating moods are wafting around in the air. He is nice, the cow says, but I am much finer.......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated felt and heard round the world wide web (strongest quaking sensations occurred upon ......Read the rest...

...So You think the Toupee is Smart An Orange little Toddler Who Thought it was cool To Hate People Who were Different And Tweets without manners or rules Where did He come from? Who chose this ......Read the rest...

...Homeless? Not me. I have my wires and my twigs and a place to go. Uncle Joe is allowing us in For a time. Until Little Guy throws one of his famous fits If I had a few more bucks we could take t......Read the rest...