Long Tushy Poems
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FICTIONAL BIO:
FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
tushy, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
tushy, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
I Got Friggin Heebie Jeebies
I got friggin heebie jeebies
Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission
to be lovey dove vee.
Vague remembrances of dream
which recurred with frequency
transfixed by...
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Categories:
tushy, angst, anxiety, betrayal, community, environment, faith, how
Form:
Rhyme
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date
Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
tushy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Shame full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration
Sham(e) full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration
American independence day
linkedin severance from English crown
Continental Congress representatives
parlayed courtesy thirteen original colonies
yielding Declaration of Independence
immediately rendered null and void
established vassalage courtesy British rule.
Fast forward two hundred and...
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Categories:
tushy, adventure, america, betrayal, birth, endurance, independence day,
Form:
Free verse
Shame Full Travesty Regarding Fourth of July Celebration
Sham(e) full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration
American independence day
linkedin severance from English crown
Continental Congress representatives
parlayed courtesy thirteen original colonies
yielding Declaration of Independence
immediately rendered null and void
established vassalage courtesy British rule.
Fast forward two hundred and...
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Categories:
tushy, 12th grade, america, anger, appreciation, betrayal, discrimination,
Form:
Free verse
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
tushy, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior
The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
to vibrate like jelly
Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye could I keep),
hence though exhausted, I share
childlike trait of...
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Categories:
tushy, abuse, anger, blue, fun, humorous, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
While attempting going to sleep after midnight
While attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive rumpus,
where the wild things are
found yours truly feeling
like a...
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Categories:
tushy, blue, cry, father, games, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Free verse
The Well Runs Dry
Couched in the
concept of a well,
(which supplied the water
for faded glory of "Glen Elm),"
my boyhood...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, drink,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Flatulence Upon First Date
Upon the first date (decades ago) with the gal,
whose troth aye did pledge allegiance to wed
we agreed to dine at an ex-mex eatery
in north Wales, Pennsylvania, where angels feared to tread
carefully scrutinizing bon appétit the...
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Categories:
tushy, animal, anxiety, desire, fate, for her, funny,
Form:
Blitz
Prune juice as effective emetic
Prune juice as effective emetic
Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.
Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus the missus pours me a class
of natural laxative with clout
nursing...
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Categories:
tushy, age, analogy, angst, blessing, drink, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Incommodious Em Bare Ass Sing Accident
While out and about
an unexpected over bare ring bout
to defecate arose,
where sphincter asserted clout
and would excrete
despite without doubt...
if closing distance
(to...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, deep,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Bash Putin Week-Now Open To Collaborations
We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me....
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Categories:
tushy, evil,
Form:
Limerick
Self Mutilation
literary food for thought.
Self Mutilation:
(ah bet thar iz an app for that!)
within unlit partial "FAKE abattoir"
sans wardrobe alcove
where dust bunnies didst allures
completing a simple task among
...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, emotions,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Celebrate Imperfection Forget Identicalness
aye savor the faire genetic blueprint
extant unique to each of us
with this quite alimentary aire
including (that almighty,
bottom, cushiony, dimpled,...
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Categories:
tushy, blessing, care, celebration, how i feel, i
Form:
Free verse
The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior
The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(strongest quaking sensations
occurred upon double mattresses atop bed
within apartment unit b44
2 Highland Manor Drive),
but woody d'ya believe
drumming,...
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Categories:
tushy, abuse, adventure, grief, humorous, husband, imagery, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Just Now, I Started To Feel
Just Now, I Started To Feel...
All Stopped Up With Writer's Block
Thus lack any idea about
what to type out until aye
reach the end, and
even then cannot
...
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Categories:
tushy, 9th grade, adventure, encouraging, funny, grief, magic,
Form:
Free verse
Roy L T Canard Si
hum...habit...hic...abbott woozy
celebrating with British Royal Family
and...hub bout red dee
to take a snoozy
sup...par'n...this poet
fur...hib bit..bing a lil oozy.
Now this...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 8th grade, age,
Form:
I do not know?
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.
Spasmodic cramping imposed
automatic rhyming abbreviation
comeuppance (analogous to daggers
stabbing...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fate,
Form:
Imagism
Protecting My Little Baby Sisters.
There once was an individual known as theKidster.
the Kidster was an immature adult mister.
The oldest of four younger sisters.
Got my ass beat many times commin to the aid of my little sisters.
Got...
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Categories:
tushy, sister, teenage,
Form:
Rhyme
High Purr Billy Biography Sketch Back
My somewhat outsize ears and longish neck
(I swear exist, which contrary to popular myth
never seen by living persons) support this egg shaped
(fried or scrambled some might argue) head.
A mostly flat and hairless...
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Categories:
tushy, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Short Burst of Elation Winning At Online Solitaire
One need not be David Copperfield,
nor a card shark/sharp, scrutinizing
random display codified
computer algorithm doth yield.
The chance to "win"
may appear tubby zero
analogous finding a diamond
in the rough, even
with help of
a heartfelt superhero
nonetheless toil away, asper
setting suitable...
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Categories:
tushy, adventure, art, december, games, happy, joy, philosophy,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Thoughts of a Homeless Mother
Homeless? Not me.
I have my wires and my twigs and a place to go.
Uncle Joe is allowing us in
For a time.
Until Little Guy throws one of his famous fits
If I had a few more bucks...
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Categories:
tushy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Flaws and Flawless, Froggy and the Prince
(Froggy)
His big crooked smile; the bump on his nose;
His extra large feet with short stubby toes.
Eyes sort of popping beneath eyebrows bushy;
A spare tire middle with such a small tushy!
His loud guitar music; his...
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Categories:
tushy, funny
Form:
Couplet