Chet Had Heard About the Va Va Va Voom Nurses

Chet was thrilled to be sent to Kanas City Mercy Hospital East
He had been told the food was great, hot bread made of yeast.
Their desserts are delicious, and their nurses are svelte and fine.
He could barely wait to have them look at his sore back behind.

He was all ready to have his fine tushy looked at by a queen.
He had heard their skin was super soft, and their attitudes keen.
Nurse Z arrived, carrying a syringe bigger than his grandpa Dean.
Chet jumped off his bed, ran down the hall, from then never seen.
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Hankins Avatar
November 11, 2022 at 9:03 AM
Oh dear! Well, I've never had that experience, but the nurses at our hospitals are really fine!
Krutsinger Avatar
November 12, 2022 at 1:27 AM
Most are for sure.
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