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Food Turtle Poems

These Food Turtle poems are examples of Turtle poems about Food. These are the best examples of Turtle Food poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Mrytle the Turtle
Mrytle the turtle bought a new girdle
when her zipper wouldn't budge.
She sucked in her gut and stuck out
her butt and went off to buy more...

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Categories: turtle, 1st grade, food,



Premium Member Snail Brother and Missy Turtle
Snail Brother decided to walk past the mushroom grove
His friend Missy Turtle came along. She smelled like clove.
Have you been baking? He asked, with a...

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Categories: turtle, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

The Strange Tale of Turtle and Salt Woman
Turtle heard that Salt Woman was on the road again, and he was 
wanting a taste of her. Some miles from Cochiti, he stopped 
for...

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Categories: turtle, humanity,

Turtle
Turtle
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Once upon a chef turtle
A slow cooker named Myrtle
Boiled a little turkey 
We waited in the middle
Of the curtain in a circle
When the turkey...

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Categories: turtle, crazy, food, giggle, hilarious,

Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac.
They say it gives a man a strong back.

Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense;
 Can something so delicate...

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Categories: turtle, food, love, mystery, passion,



Premium Member Horace's Turtle Soup
Horace the tortoise was ready to dine
He ordered his food, while the waiter poured wine

They bought the first course, (a huge bowl of soup)
But, the...

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Categories: turtle, funny,

Premium Member Mock Turtle Soup
Did you happen to see old Sam?
He's my poor turtle on the lam

It  happened he was told
That his body had been sold

To a restaurant...

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Categories: turtle, food, funny

Turtle On the Lake
Turtle on the lake
my how you swim,
diving under the water
in hopes of finding food.

As I watch you in
your little world
I wonder what it
feels like to...

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Categories: turtle,


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