Tories Poems - Poems about Tories

...First, you need to mix the potion. You must read the instructions very carefully You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch. So make sure it’s the October manual. Especially as we know what ......Read the rest...

...Look Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave! The Commons have driven them sickly So they’re clearing their desks rath......Read the rest...

...Its the working classes prolific breedin’ That ends up with their needin’ Handouts when Trident needs replacin’ Buck house needs renovatin’ Royal weddin’ funds need allocatin’ Brexit needs payin......Read the rest...

...He did his hash slinger training Then with a couple of his mates Set up this high class restaurant Where they didn’t bother with plates, Just bits of brickkies rubble, Guttering and such, Jam ......Read the rest...

...A Brief Guide to the Tories As practised in the UK Grab what you can Shall be the way Life at the top Seems to be a farce When progress is made By kissing **** Brown paper envelopes Fro......Read the rest...

...Corned beef 25 years ago, I found in the attic of a small hotel briefly used as headquarter by British troops after the war, a tin of bully beef. I opened the tin, the meat looked lovely and fa......Read the rest...

...Have pity on the Scott’s ruled By the Brexit voting sassenach Who don’t seem to understand We too want out country back. Arbroath Smokies for breakfast Porridge seasoned with salt Kedgeree, ......Read the rest...

...Let the people vote for our leader show Liz Truss we do not need her a position of power growing weaker can you dream if you’re not a believer What if the people have lost confidence and ......Read the rest...

...When the bombers are in town, And soldiers daren't open fire Because the legal profession Is so readily there for hire With no win no fee basis, Always eager for a prosecution When a militar......Read the rest...

...Woke up this morning. Woke out of sleep. Woke on the radio. Woke on TV. Read about fascists. Read about greed. Read about people starving. Read with my eyes, free thoughts in my mind indeed.......Read the rest...

...We don’t like it when you talk back. We’re in power, so we’ll have less of that. Protest because of our lies and fascist policies. Well, I don’t know if you plebs understand where the power is! ......Read the rest...

...We feel it growing in the hills Where the battles of history were fought. We see it’s wind in the fields Where the food of our life grows We hear it soar through the trees on the winds of the mem......Read the rest...

...I am seeing health specialists over a serious concern, for a year I've had a sick note which says I can't work, always paying less benefit than they say I should earn, and it's now mandatory fo......Read the rest...

...Remember those lessons you had at school? The ones that made you feel like you’re a fool! You would dig deep to overcome, acquire the knowledge to right that wrong. Learning never stops, there is ......Read the rest...

...The path of the righteous man is beset in all sides by idiots who don’t know how to measure the distance of 2M. Blessed are the NHS who shepherd the infected through the valley of darkness ......Read the rest...