Tories Poems - Poems about Tories

...RED One hundred years ago in Pollockshaws A man was laid to rest, From humble beginnings to a martyr They buried Scotland’s best. A man who stood for the people A man unshaken and proud, T......

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...You hear it from your neighbour And on the street as well So do yourself a favour Forget the news they tell But what may seem most funny Regardless what you think and do You can’t fool your mo......

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... In their house Pluralism is outlawed six months party suspension for voting against Child poverty Humanity verboten The Kings speech has won no broad church then are they like the Torie......

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...No more certainties watch Labour release 40% time served Criminals Dreams of wealth manufactured out of thin air whose funds will be raided? Bleed the Private schools with a VAT Hike The Count......

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...That, her much-pied stripes pointed down Scarce be why Tories lost their crown, Or alter way around, Easy it scarce be found, Perhaps a frown was on him who was brown— A hint, to all of us May ......

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...Bright young things the class of 2019 Tories with their fresh rosettes they said they could level up the Red Wall now bide their time to forgotten promises in their brazen suites lost chance sa......

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...First, you need to mix the potion. You must read the instructions very carefully You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch. So make sure it’s the October manual. Especially as we know what ......

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...Look Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave! The Commons have driven them sickly So they’re clearing their desks rath......

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...Its the working classes prolific breedin’ That ends up with their needin’ Handouts when Trident needs replacin’ Buck house needs renovatin’ Royal weddin’ funds need allocatin’ Brexit needs payin......

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...He did his hash slinger training Then with a couple of his mates Set up this high class restaurant Where they didn’t bother with plates, Just bits of brickkies rubble, Guttering and such, Jam ......

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...A Brief Guide to the Tories As practised in the UK Grab what you can Shall be the way Life at the top Seems to be a farce When progress is made By kissing **** Brown paper envelopes Fro......

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...Corned beef 25 years ago, I found in the attic of a small hotel briefly used as headquarter by British troops after the war, a tin of bully beef. I opened the tin, the meat looked lovely and fa......

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...Have pity on the Scott’s ruled By the Brexit voting sassenach Who don’t seem to understand We too want out country back. Arbroath Smokies for breakfast Porridge seasoned with salt Kedgeree, ......

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...Let the people vote for our leader show Liz Truss we do not need her a position of power growing weaker can you dream if you’re not a believer What if the people have lost confidence and ......

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...When the bombers are in town, And soldiers daren't open fire Because the legal profession Is so readily there for hire With no win no fee basis, Always eager for a prosecution When a militar......

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