Long Tories Poems
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Open Letter To a Tory Minister's Wife - From One Wife To Another - Part 4(Part 4 of 5)
When do the children come home from school?
Oh that’s a spot of luck I have a shopping trip with the girls planned
That I want to get under my belt
Before half-term when...
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Categories:
tories, betrayal, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Winners and LosersFalse promises and bold faced lies
From leaders we call men,
Too foolish, vain and unwise
It’s the election blues again.
Feign to believe the web they weave
With patient ears we listen,
Future balanced if they achieve
From deceitful eyes teeth...
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Categories:
tories, history, peace, social, future,
Form:
Free verse
What the Butler HeardWhat the Butler Heard
Extract from a memoir
Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall,
Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball.
Noses upturned with a touch of conceit,
Hob-Knobbing with gentry and gentleman elite.
Colonel recalled, his luncheon with Churchill,
Discussing backbenchers...
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Categories:
tories, character, england, humor, satire, society, voice, word
Form:
Couplet
The Original Magna CartaThe Magna Carta changed the rule of law,
That is, what the law was and who it was for,
From being a simple, dashing validation of the king,
To being about truth, reason and justice free-standing....
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Categories:
tories, community, corruption, god, history, political, society, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Tory, Liar, Cheat, Tax Avoider, Friend of the Banksters and Enemy of the PeopleEveryone is struggling, in debt and dismay
Why would anyone consider voting Theresa May.
Answers a question with a question
She'll say what she needs to, to win her first election.
She doesn't care about you or me
Tax cuts...
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Categories:
tories, allusion, dark, people, political, poverty, prejudice,
Form:
Couplet
The Northern Powerhouse - Ode To GideonGideon in his high viz vest
Trying his best
To look like those
Who graft for work
Forgetting we have a long tradition
Of this in the North
He doesn’t pass for a man
Who could...
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Categories:
tories, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Stormzy DissStormzy you aint the dogs Boris
you're just a rapper with a forest
and I promise honest son
the strongest grow an amazon
you're just a woodchuck not Norris
a man should woodchuck Boris
shouting chuck the government
undoubtedly just another chump
and...
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Categories:
tories, hate, hip hop, power, rap, slam, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
Caving-In Or Caving-OutLook Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave
No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave!
The Commons have driven them sickly
So they’re clearing their desks rather...
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Categories:
tories, beach, break up, change, family, london, political,
Form:
Lyric
The PotionFirst, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s the October manual.
Especially as we know what happened last year.
How...
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Categories:
tories, halloween, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Free verse
BorisWell swollen boobies on bullocks Boris is boss
our nations Prime Minister at J Hunt's loss
some say a buffoon and they say it sinister
like the mans brain is only miniature
think Corbyn the codfish would be...
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Categories:
tories, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Marching Backwards SadlyWhen the bombers are in town,
And soldiers daren't open fire
Because the legal profession
Is so readily there for hire
With no win no fee basis,
Always eager for a prosecution
When a military campaign
Has come to...
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Categories:
tories, anger, betrayal, political, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Rhythm and TrainRhythm and Train
This is my train, going to work
Stand by the door, not by the jerk
Sardines again, no seat to find
People and noise, clogging my mind
Edna has gout, crippled with pain
Barry and Sue, now live...
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Categories:
tories, humor, i am, journey, repetition, travel, word
Form:
Rhyme
Advanced Nouvelle CuisineHe did his hash slinger training
Then with a couple of his mates
Set up this high class restaurant
Where they didn’t bother with plates,
Just bits of brickkies rubble,
Guttering and such,
Jam jars and slabs of wood
Stuff not...
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Categories:
tories, humor, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
A Jolly DrongoOnce a
jolly Drongo sat on
the riverbank,
sucking Go-anna eggs
till it brought
insanity,
oh he tried a bit of
thinking,
but his mind was
just a blank,
Fourex beer he'd be
a drinking,
But the Kiwis' are
owning that
so he chewed on some
burnt Damper,
and drank some...
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Categories:
tories, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Tory EnvyI wish I was a Tory,
It would be another story,
So much simpler not to care
Or have to be aware
Of how other folks must strive
To make a crust to stay alive.
I could keep my privileged indifference
Surrounded...
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Categories:
tories, humorous, irony, political,
Form:
Political Verse
British PoliticsBRITISH POLITICS
I did well not to get involved with politics;
I saw through local councillors
With their holiday homes in the Highlands.
I gave New Labour the slip and went canvassing
For the Love Spirit.
Like Big Ben, I looked...
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Categories:
tories, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Feghoot Poetry - Before It's To Latewe must decide to stop pollution before it to late, natures struggling it won't wait!
misuse of fossil fuel, deforestation, habitat destruction, plastics, failing to recycle is sealing our fate!
that is what the green...
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Categories:
tories, pollution,
Form:
I do not know?
Jeremy CorbynJeremy Corbyn, with his guilt free smile, conscience clear eyes, he’s definitely the one for me,
JC, the current democratically elected leader of the Labour Party,
I have absolutely no choice but to vote this great man,
As...
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Categories:
tories, betrayal, england, leadership, peace, political, truth, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Barkin Mad RapIts the working classes prolific breedin’
That ends up with their needin’
Handouts when Trident needs replacin’
Buck house needs renovatin’
Royal weddin’ funds need allocatin’
Brexit needs payin’ for
And so much much more
if we tax the rich and make...
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Categories:
tories, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Start Blaggin ItWe’ve got remainers moaning like little twitches
whining away at democratic wishes,
politicians shone bright in true lies,
selfish gains over public cries.
May Day,
May Day,
May’s way’s a crisis,
everyone’s telling her, “we just don’t like this”,
they don’t...
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Categories:
tories, community, england, humorous, political, rude, slam, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Swan Song of An Old-Guard TorySWAN SONG OF AN OLD-GUARD TRUE-BLUE TORY
I am one of the last of a dying breed,
I’m an antique true-blue Tory.
I grew up on Super-Mac
And ‘the Land of Hope and Glory.’
In Rab Butler I...
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Categories:
tories, political, sad, satire,
Form:
Political Verse
Scotland the FreeHave pity on the Scott’s ruled
By the Brexit voting sassenach
Who don’t seem to understand
We too want out country back.
Arbroath Smokies for breakfast
Porridge seasoned with salt
Kedgeree, Haggis, neaps and tastes
With wee drams of...
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Categories:
tories, farewell, independence day, motivation, political,
Form:
Rhyme
The World Is Run By TyrantsThe world is run by tyrants who don't really care
Like the Cameron's the Clinton's the Bush's and especially Tory Blair
These warmongers ruin lives and destroy communities
And they all should spend life in prison doing...
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Categories:
tories, corruption, humanity, political, poverty, prison, satire, war,
Form:
Rhyme
George Osbornes Speech At the Conservative Party Conference 2015George Osborne’s Speech at the Conservative Party Conference 2015
Yesterday, on the 5th of October, Chancellor George Osborne said,
He was gonna give devolved powers to local councils dead;
He was gonna extend his hand to the many,...
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Categories:
tories, community, jobs, leadership, money, political, power, work,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Tory Benefit Scandal 2021I am seeing health specialists over a serious concern,
for a year I've had a sick note which says I can't work,
always paying less benefit than they say I should earn,
and it's now...
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Categories:
tories, people, political,
Form:
Rhyme