Turkeys

A Brief Guide to the Tories As practised in the UK Grab what you can Shall be the way Life at the top Seems to be a farce When progress is made By kissing **** Brown paper envelopes From he who affords Can secure a seat In the House of Lords. Cutting benefits While all the while Heaping honours On the Tax Exile Look after their own Seems the creed Charity is there For those in need. The country run by Ex red top hack In what’s known as Getting a country back Turkeys voted for Christmas Don't assume they always wll So while we're in power Get your fingers in the till Grab what you can Shall be the way We’ll take our chances Come Judgement Day. Written in the time of the unlamented Boris Johnson, but still relevant