Toothbrush Poems - Poems about Toothbrush

“Why is it called a toothbrush?” (he asked rhetorically) as I use it to brush more than one it makes no sense to me surely 'teethbrush' would be correct for dental care and gums so from now on that's what I'll use to remove food residue between my teeth while I still have some ...

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Toothbrush Holders Wouldn’t it be cool if toothbrush holders reared livestock and crops on farms. ...

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Scenic Toothbrush came to a screeching halt Jasper’s habit to bruxate had ruined his mouth His teeth were in ruins. What was the point? Plaque jumped around taunting scenic toothbrush. She felt intimidated. She dialed 911. Asked for the supervisor. The tooth faerie rarely got calls, Especially not from Scenic Toothbrush. Photos were texted back and forth for six minutes. Jasper’s mouth...

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(21st century pearly white prosthetics, restored jaw bar wah key) Aye noel hunger bristle, and when false teeth soak at night in tandem with stubby facial gristle har reckon noah kisses far me under mistle toe, which prickly stubble ma home grown thistle the downside...

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The Girl with the Brand New Toothbrush [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF6X4jwBnOc"]YouTube[/ame] For the girl with the brand new toothbrush Waiting on a one night stand We didn’t have to tell the Truth much Didn’t make many plans Got right down...

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The Borrowed Toothbrush By Elton Camp “Dad, to clean your teeth I hope you’re in no rush, Because I really need to borrow your toothbrush.” “Son, another’s toothbrush you must never, ever use. That’s totally filthy and something you must refuse.” “Oh, no, Dad, to use it on myself isn’t what I mean. I realize that would be gross and really bad...

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I’m in the house, all alone I know 100% that no-one is home Without my clothes I crawl out of bed Sleepy eyed and with fuzzy head Turn off the alarm with a stretch and a yawn Time to jump in the bath and turn pink like a prawn I get to the door and pop my head out Look left and...

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TOOTHBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH Bristles from a chewing stick in several smart Chinese. One end was used to swipe and wipe the other was a sword or pick to get at meat in between the teeth. Not until the World War Two was every mother's son a victum of the brushing made to make a...

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a frightful way to die making your gums bleed you to death how evil is this dentist? "Featherface" he's called while you sit in the dental chair quaking with terror, he puts on his feathered boa whips out electric brush rips your flesh right out of your mouth oh, too gruesome to even think!! and when the torture's over he says "now spit out in the sink!"...

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