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Funny Today Poems

These Funny Today poems are examples of Today poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Today Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Time 1984
Time is a funny thing,
time does not always seem real.
Governments and their rulers,
come and go.
Some are good to their people and country,
while others only destroy.
Can...

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Categories: books, life, time, today,



Premium Member How May I Help You Today?
Good morning, 
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today? 
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...

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Categories: today, dark, fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Sloth Like In My Entishness Today
I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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Categories: today, care, for her, funny

Duck and Cover
That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
       ...

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Categories: conflict, fear, today, war,

Premium Member Today To Tomorrow
Today To Tomorrow 


      Through journey of life flashed glow of wisdom
      on rare moments...

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Categories: today, how i feel, introspection,



Premium Member Green Machine
In this world 
We all put a price on our honey 
We rent our labor, what’s between our legs and under our nose 
We all...

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Categories: today, america, business, humanity, money,

A Touch of Crunch Today For Lunch
Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough 

Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter...

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Categories: today, food, funny love, humorous,

Premium Member All Gone
Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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Categories: funny, memory, time, today,

Premium Member Regarding My Calories
Today I started off eating breakfast,                   ...

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Categories: food, funny, humor, today,

Premium Member October
Little squirrels scampering to hide their nuts,                  ...

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Categories: today, animal, autumn, food, funny,

Premium Member You Can Find Your Way
When life is hard and seems to bring you down
Seek gratitude for anything at all
Find something funny to erase the frown

Look up at the sky,...

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Categories: appreciation, inspirational, life, today,

Tomorrow
now is now
lockdown lockup
covid19 is all around
black lives matter
that is the sound
but why so much carnage
a pound for a pound
tomatoes carrot 'n eggs
the car's in...

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Categories: today, adventure, fun, imagination, life,

Premium Member Smile Stand Select
Why look so sad?                     ...

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Categories: today, funny, smile, spoken word,

Let's Limerick Today
A Poem Full Of Fun

Once upon a poet from Japan
he crafted a poem full of fun
on the audition day
he couldn't find a way
to speak about...

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Categories: today, cheer up, fun, funny,

Premium Member Better Get Right Today This Is One of My Fondest Prayers
"  It's humid outside
It has just rained 
Sitting in my car 
In the cemetery
 Between my job
 I've just written 
a poem about my...

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Categories: today, appreciation, beautiful, bereavement, blessing,


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