Funny Today Poems
These Funny Today poems are examples of Today poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Today Funny poems written by international poets.
Time 1984
Time is a funny thing,
time does not always seem real.
Governments and their rulers,
come and go.
Some are good to their people and country,
while others only destroy.
Can...
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books, life, time, today,
How May I Help You Today?Good morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...
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today, dark, fun, humorous, silly,
Sloth Like In My Entishness TodayI’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...
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today, care, for her, funny
Duck and CoverThat was the last call.
Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
...
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conflict, fear, today, war,
Today To TomorrowToday To Tomorrow
Through journey of life flashed glow of wisdom
on rare moments...
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today, how i feel, introspection,
Green MachineIn this world
We all put a price on our honey
We rent our labor, what’s between our legs and under our nose
We all...
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today, america, business, humanity, money,
A Touch of Crunch Today For LunchPut the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough
Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter...
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today, food, funny love, humorous,
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funny, memory, time, today,
Regarding My CaloriesToday I started off eating breakfast, ...
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food, funny, humor, today,
OctoberLittle squirrels scampering to hide their nuts, ...
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today, animal, autumn, food, funny,
You Can Find Your WayWhen life is hard and seems to bring you down
Seek gratitude for anything at all
Find something funny to erase the frown
Look up at the sky,...
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appreciation, inspirational, life, today,
Tomorrownow is now
lockdown lockup
covid19 is all around
black lives matter
that is the sound
but why so much carnage
a pound for a pound
tomatoes carrot 'n eggs
the car's in...
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today, adventure, fun, imagination, life,
Smile Stand SelectWhy look so sad? ...
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today, funny, smile, spoken word,
Let's Limerick TodayA Poem Full Of Fun
Once upon a poet from Japan
he crafted a poem full of fun
on the audition day
he couldn't find a way
to speak about...
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today, cheer up, fun, funny,
Better Get Right Today This Is One of My Fondest Prayers" It's humid outside
It has just rained
Sitting in my car
In the cemetery
Between my job
I've just written
a poem about my...
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today, appreciation, beautiful, bereavement, blessing,