Tit Poems - Poems about Tit

No 'Tit-for-Tat'

      it’s no ‘tit for tat’…

   mere revenge … justice is not… 

      to set straight… it ought

Tit for Tat

If everyone gave tit for tat,
Who knows where we would all be at 
For every slight that we perceive
Bounced back to make another grieve
Would keep the cycle going ‘til
We finally would have our fill

Which would be never, for to reach
Another’s heart across the breach,
We need a willingness to bend
And then, before we reach the end,
There

Tit for Tat

Tit for tat and all of that
Leaves all with less and less.
A hit for that, ‘round swings the bat
Doctor, here’s more wounds to dress!

A tit for tat, what is that?
A remedy or a curse?
Rat a tat, comes the attack
Nothing is better, but worse.

A tit for tat from ages past
Learning nothing; anger driven.
Revenge and justice here

the shadow of the tree in the morning's garden

The shadow of a tree 
has fallen on the morning garden.

It moves with slow steps
and leaves its trail of frost,
as if it were telling the time
as the day progresses.

The grasses, freed from its embrace
sing a little further away
their silence, straightening up
as the light returns.

The melody of the wind rises,
wakes the inhabitants of the place.

You can

Tit For Tat Don't Do That

Jon Stewart, sometimes host of The Daily Show ridicules Trump,
then dares jump to the other side and does the same to Biden.
His viewers won't buy that second one, all caterwauling,
You didn't warn me/them/us/they/he/she/vis or the xemeself
That you had intention to go rogue and do that tit for tat!
Go ahead and demean the Don, he's earned

The blue tit bird

The Blue tit bird began to sing, he wants to mate it’s almost spring

He does his best to find a nest, it’s up to her to do the rest

He flutters his wings and calls his mate, inviting her in through the gate

The blue **** colours do seem attractive, but she wants to know if his

Tit For Tat

An eye for an eye
A lie for a truth 
A song for a sigh 
A note for a groove 

A line for a page 
A pen for some ink 
A light for a stage 
A show for a drink 

An app for an age
A web for a site 
A chart for a gage 
A gig

Tit For Tat Election

You stole from me!
I'll steal it back!
What's wrong with that?
Why do you mind?

Tit For Tat

If you hit me and I hit you back,
Tit for Tat.
If you lie to me and I lie back,
Tit for Tat
If you steal from me and I steal back
Tit for Tat

This for this
And that for that

I think that sometimes this is true
And it should be so,
Other times its common sense
Not to tittle-tattle so.

If you do

Tit For Tat

"Tit for that is a fair game",they say;
A tooth for another,an eye for another;
One grave to a grave; blood washes away blood!
Darkness inspires night; tears dried with tears!
It is a slap for a blow; no harm is left undealt with;
No, it's not like a Bible with slap the right,I give the left,
The misperception of "fair"

Push

Tit For Tat

Leaving his wife to her fate,
He went with another on a date.
With no protective shield,
He entered the field.
Forever, for him, his spouse shut the gate.



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Date: 05-05-2023

Tit Us Andronicus

shakespeare has spoken
     homer here’s paying his dues 
     damn he pulled some strokes
         in an odyssey of moves
           evil genius no taboos 


By
David Kavanagh

Tit Four Tat

1.me nashai an palla kyun?
kyun kay me tera putr ann.
2.me haramda van palla Q?
kyun kay tun meri ma yai ay.
3.me pen yak an palla kyun?
kyun kay tun mera pyo ayn.
4.me kuty da putr an palla Q?
kyun kay tenu kutiyan pasand.
5.me pen chod an palla kyun.
kyun kay tun meri pen chodi ay.
Note.wehmi,nafsiati,pagal,nashai.

Tit-For-Tat Persian Cat

TIT-FOR-TAT PERSIAN CAT
A young man and his chic Persian cat
Help each other out tit-for-tat
He feeds her fresh kippers
She brings him his slippers
Why can’t more couples be thoughtful like that?

10/13/22

Tit For Tat

The night-shift on Lumparok nine
Woke up to an ear piercing whine
“Some Dumb earthling loon
Has just bombed our moon
And knocked the damned thing out of line.

“Prepare the atomic collection
And launch a high powered selection
How dare Humans sin
To save their own skin
We’ll show them a lunar deflection.”

*

At NASA there’s resounding cheers
With clapping and hugging and beers
“Hooray, it’s

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