it’s no ‘tit for tat’…
mere revenge … justice is not…
to set straight… it ought
Categories:
tit, integrity, uplifting,
Form: Senryu
If everyone gave tit for tat,
Who knows where we would all be at
For every slight that we perceive
Bounced back to make another grieve
Would keep the cycle going ‘til
We finally would have our fill
Which would be never, for to reach
Another’s heart across the breach,
We need a willingness to bend
And then, before we reach the end,
There must be someone waiting there
To take the time and really care.
Until that day, there’ll always be
A lack of opportunity
To work through feelings that arise
When one may, cluelessly, surmise
A disregard and therefore, that
Will cause another tit for tat.
Categories:
tit, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Tit for tat and all of that
Leaves all with less and less.
A hit for that, ‘round swings the bat
Doctor, here’s more wounds to dress!
A tit for tat, what is that?
A remedy or a curse?
Rat a tat, comes the attack
Nothing is better, but worse.
A tit for tat from ages past
Learning nothing; anger driven.
Revenge and justice here at last
Or perpetual suffering given?
Tit for tat, they grow up fast
Seeing the ways of fools.
Evil loves to repeat the past
Love has better rules.
Lives are lost when forgiveness dies
War never ends where hatred thrives.
Only peace stills infant cries
Pray love instead, will conquer lives.
Categories:
tit, war,
Form: Didactic
Jon Stewart, sometimes host of The Daily Show ridicules Trump,
then dares jump to the other side and does the same to Biden.
His viewers won't buy that second one, all caterwauling,
You didn't warn me/them/us/they/he/she/vis or the xemeself
That you had intention to go rogue and do that tit for tat!
Go ahead and demean the Don, he's earned every bit of it,
But leave old Joe alone, he deserves our love and loyalty!
Categories:
tit, america,
Form: Political Verse
The Blue tit bird began to sing, he wants to mate it’s almost spring
He does his best to find a nest, it’s up to her to do the rest
He flutters his wings and calls his mate, inviting her in through the gate
The blue **** colours do seem attractive, but she wants to know if his love is active
He only sings all year round, enjoying his attractive sound
His songs are sung just out of worry, he needs to mate before the flurry
In the cold of winter he does not leave, but searches food amongst the leaves
Out of site he will remain, until it’s time to start again
This is the life of the little blue tit, he sometimes relaxes, but he doesn’t quit
Saleh Ben Saleh
Categories:
tit, bird, character, color, life,
Form: Sonnet
An eye for an eye
A lie for a truth
A song for a sigh
A note for a groove
A line for a page
A pen for some ink
A light for a stage
A show for a drink
An app for an age
A web for a site
A chart for a gage
A gig for a bite
A kiss for a chance
A tongue for a taste
A Duce for a dance
A catch for a phrase
~Billy Hitz~
Categories:
tit, fun, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Rhyme
You stole from me!
I'll steal it back!
What's wrong with that?
Why do you mind?
Categories:
tit, anger, emotions, moving on,
Form: Verse
If you hit me and I hit you back,
Tit for Tat.
If you lie to me and I lie back,
Tit for Tat
If you steal from me and I steal back
Tit for Tat
This for this
And that for that
I think that sometimes this is true
And it should be so,
Other times its common sense
Not to tittle-tattle so.
If you do a kindness
You cannot take it back.
It would be mindless,
To expect Tit for Tat.
First posted 2021
Categories:
tit, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Leaving his wife to her fate,
He went with another on a date.
With no protective shield,
He entered the field.
Forever, for him, his spouse shut the gate.
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date: 05-05-2023
Categories:
tit, anger,
Form: Limerick
shakespeare has spoken
homer here’s paying his dues
damn he pulled some strokes
in an odyssey of moves
evil genius no taboos
By
David Kavanagh
Categories:
tit, allusion, perspective, poetry,
Form: Tanka
1.me nashai an palla kyun?
kyun kay me tera putr ann.
2.me haramda van palla Q?
kyun kay tun meri ma yai ay.
3.me pen yak an palla kyun?
kyun kay tun mera pyo ayn.
4.me kuty da putr an palla Q?
kyun kay tenu kutiyan pasand.
5.me pen chod an palla kyun.
kyun kay tun meri pen chodi ay.
Note.wehmi,nafsiati,pagal,nashai.
Categories:
tit, abuse, addiction, drug, nonsense,
Form: Imagism
TIT-FOR-TAT PERSIAN CAT
A young man and his chic Persian cat
Help each other out tit-for-tat
He feeds her fresh kippers
She brings him his slippers
Why can’t more couples be thoughtful like that?
10/13/22
Categories:
tit, halloween, humor,
Form: Limerick
The night-shift on Lumparok nine
Woke up to an ear piercing whine
“Some Dumb earthling loon
Has just bombed our moon
And knocked the damned thing out of line.
“Prepare the atomic collection
And launch a high powered selection
How dare Humans sin
To save their own skin
We’ll show them a lunar deflection.”
*
At NASA there’s resounding cheers
With clapping and hugging and beers
“Hooray, it’s a hit
It moved just a bit
We’re safe for a million years.”
Categories:
tit, humorous, space,
Form: Limerick
Tit for tat as 'favors' go
Sometimes there is a cash flow
pay the piper get it done
When you're busted its no fun
Caught up in a 'quid pro quo'
2-11-2022
Latin Lessons Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Categories:
tit, corruption, money,
Form: Rhyme
If you hit me and I hit you back,
Tit for Tat.
If you lie to me and I lie back,
Tit For Tat.
If you steal from me and I steal back
Tit for Tat
This for this
And that for that
I think that sometimes this is true
And it should be so,
Other times its common sense
Not to tittle-tattle so.
If you do a kindness
You cannot take it back.
It would be mindless,
To expect Tit for Tat.
Categories:
tit, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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