Tid Poems - Poems about Tid

Could we engage further through attempting light Can the light make us kiss under the sun again Should we be so close that the gravity hurts Akin to two massive bodies that split each other in half (Saturn and Jupiter) Will the love of self be overshadowed by a greater sense Of the perfect need to be amazing Do we...

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blew me a wet kiss isolated state of bliss… telekinesis...

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Great God Almighty, I took you throughout this heartland. It was oops, uh oh and Jesus Christ all of the way we went. I shewed or I spewed those great mightier and all you sent. Created and destroyed were all of those left held in a hand. Ashes to ashes and dust to...

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Bridal Party- what horses have when they get new saddles al dente' vegetables- vegetables hard enough to dent your teeth Oregano- the Italian section of a northwestern state John Doe- a hooved animal that frequents prostitute deer Civil Defense- fighting off an aggressor politely Plaster of Paris- an extremely strong French cognac Macaroni and Sneeze- a person allergic to pasta Mushrooms- rooms...

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1) Agronomy- the science of pissing me off. 2) Ahab- acknowledging that you own something. 3) Acetone- the sound made by one "passing gas". 4) Acquaint- Not an underwater swimming device. 5) Acrostic- A very angry blood sucking insect. 6) Plaster of Paris- Extra stronge French cognac. 7) Carpeting- Lovingly stroking your automobile. 8) Post Office- A woodpecker's place of business. 9) Squash-...

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"The Wear B_tch Project"- a truly nasty runway model presents fashions for the damned. Monsoon- an alternate description for late Sunday. Internet- a temporary safely net for trapeze artists. Cardiac- a generic Pontiac. Lattice- a very, very stale, and hard, vegetable sandwich condiment. Alocoholic- a major fan of Al's Hauling Co. Lavish- a fish in the toilet. Carrier Pigeon- a bird that...

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"The Young and the Breathless"- TV soap opera about youg emphysema patients unfaithful to their doctors. Candid- Something you could do, and did do. Phone Call- Bidding your phone to come to you. Binary- What you can purchase with nary any money. Nascent- Odorless. Philosophy- Phil Silvers designing soffits. Surcharge- Driving down Rt. Number One on the Big Sur at 70...

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Yes, folks, it's happened again; the trash compactor backed up and spewed out all the following nonsense; How come you only hear the term "scutch" in a hospital? "Come on scutch on over to the gurney.' And that word, gurney, sounds like a 12 year old baseball player. I don't get no respect!! Even the...

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How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works? And why Pool-Table? Where's the diving board? the water? How can you play "Draw-Poker" without paper and pencil? Do ******* really have bigger knees? And Flashlight: A bright stage-light to highlight naked joggers? I went to IHOP; I was so disappointed, the bunny was not in. Is Racquet-Ball really...

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What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller? And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken, Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!! And just what was Pac-man packin"??? A thirty-eight?? Must one pledge first to get a club foot?? Someone told me GatoreAid had electric lights.... But mine wouldn't light up. Don't think I have given up on the open...

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"Sixteen tons, what do you get? a Grossly obese diva, at the Met...." I signed up for physics in college, a whole semester, and they never even mentioned Ex-Lax I finally found out what S.U.V. stands for; "Stupid, Ugly Vehicle" I tried to get in touch with the Freemasons- but couldn't find a one willing to lay stone without compensation In poor ethnic areas, there are...

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Are We Alone In The UNiverse?? I don't know about you, but I am... My Beautiful Buffet.. incredible choice of lousy foods... Is Santa Claus Real? of course, but the reindeer are not look for more soon.....tom...

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