Could we engage further through attempting light
Can the light make us kiss under the sun again
Should we be so close that the gravity hurts
Akin to two massive bodies that split each other in half
(Saturn and Jupiter)
Will the love of self be overshadowed by a greater sense
Of the perfect need to be amazing
Do we move with the motivation of the gods
Has the new language made sense to no one
As the wind moves across the frontal lobe
The cortex keeps it incredible
A fifth dimensional kiss within a dream
Categories:
tid, birth, brother, care, funny,
Form: Free verse
blew me a wet kiss
isolated state of bliss…
telekinesis
Categories:
tid, love
Form: Senryu
Great God Almighty, I took you throughout this heartland.
It was oops, uh oh and Jesus Christ all of the way we went.
I shewed or I spewed those great mightier and all you sent.
Created and destroyed were all of those left held in a hand.
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust we left them all in your sand.
My, me oh my revelations came shining through in time lent.
They ran to and fro with dim lights that were warped or bent.
I gave and I saved for this that and the other for a high brand.
I went all the way up and all the way down.
Beside myself I turned life and death to me.
I found a medium so I stood on my ground.
I tell you today I do shine sea to shining sea.
They all left and tossed their chips calling it quits.
But I my Sir have it all here and there in Tid-Bits!
Categories:
tid, allegory, faith, hope, imagination,
Form: Sonnet
1) Agronomy- the science of pissing me off.
2) Ahab- acknowledging that you own something.
3) Acetone- the sound made by one "passing gas".
4) Acquaint- Not an underwater swimming device.
5) Acrostic- A very angry blood sucking insect.
6) Plaster of Paris- Extra stronge French cognac.
7) Carpeting- Lovingly stroking your automobile.
8) Post Office- A woodpecker's place of business.
9) Squash- A soft vegetable someone sat on.
10) Sacriledge- A bag of money left precariously on a hillside indentation.
11) Pizzicato- A home delivered Italian specialty sent for by an ancient Greek
philosopher.
12) Renegade- A fruit drink of an escaped criminal.
13) Chestnut- a reproductive organ on Chester.
14) Forward pass- Trying to pick up the girl ahead of you on line.
15)Fossilize- Optic organs on a long dead animals.
16) Referendum- Advising a client to see someone even dumber than you.
17) Sequester- An inquisitive sailor.
18) Subduce- A two of any suit of cards on a submarine.
19) Vasoconstrictor- A deadly snake covered in Vasoline.
20) Indispose- When a Brooklyn photographer wants you in dis pose, not dat
pose.
Categories:
tid, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque
"The Wear B_tch Project"- a truly nasty runway model presents fashions for the
damned.
Monsoon- an alternate description for late Sunday.
Internet- a temporary safely net for trapeze artists.
Cardiac- a generic Pontiac.
Lattice- a very, very stale, and hard, vegetable sandwich condiment.
Alocoholic- a major fan of Al's Hauling Co.
Lavish- a fish in the toilet.
Carrier Pigeon- a bird that craps all over the USS Ronald Reagan.
Pyrex- a vicious carnivor / dinosaur made pastry treat.
Jamboree- shoving a bo up ree's butt.
Janitor- an entertaining supervised excursion for Jan.
Phantom- an appreciator of Tom's Tid-Bits.
Service- a friendly offering of ice cubes.
Serpentine- a Lordly paint thinner.
Cutlass- a female surgeon.
Laureate- a person who consumes "laurs".
Allright, so I can't count!!!!!
Categories:
tid, funny, imagination, on writing
Form: Burlesque
What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller?
And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken,
Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!!
And just what was Pac-man packin"???
A thirty-eight??
Must one pledge first to get a club foot??
Someone told me GatoreAid had
electric lights....
But mine wouldn't light up.
Don't think I have given up on the open quiz-
Another clue: Who says lightning can't
strike twice!!??
You know you're likely in for a bad day,
When someone steals your burgler alarm.
My aluminum rap won't sing about
"the hood"!!
Categories:
tid, confusion, funny, mystery, on
Form: List
"Sixteen tons, what do you get?
a Grossly obese diva,
at the Met...."
I signed up for physics in college,
a whole semester, and they never
even mentioned Ex-Lax
I finally found out what S.U.V. stands for;
"Stupid, Ugly Vehicle"
I tried to get in touch with the
Freemasons- but couldn't find
a one willing to lay stone without
compensation
In poor ethnic areas, there are always
dozens of churches- "The House Of God"
they say. Boy, God sure moves around alot.
I better get more sleep- I rehearsed
for 5 hours today with the wrong band.
With my luck, if I fell overboard on a boat,
the life saver they'd toss me would be
peppermint
Hasten, Jason, with the basin,
oops, plip, plop, get a mop!!
(author Percy Heath Jr. )
My friend, and fellow poet, Jack Reed,
mentioned that he likes to burn dvd's.
I've tried to, but the toxic plastic smoke
made me ill.
If there's an internet, does that mean there's
an outernet?
Categories:
tid, confusion, funny, imagination, parody,
Form: Free verse
Are We Alone In The UNiverse??
I don't know about you,
but I am...
My Beautiful Buffet..
incredible choice
of lousy foods...
Is Santa Claus Real?
of course, but the reindeer
are not
look for more soon.....tom
Categories:
tid, funny, imagination, parody, universe,
Form: Burlesque