Twenty Trashy Tom's Tid-Bits

1) Agronomy- the science of pissing me off. 2) Ahab- acknowledging that you own something. 3) Acetone- the sound made by one "passing gas". 4) Acquaint- Not an underwater swimming device. 5) Acrostic- A very angry blood sucking insect. 6) Plaster of Paris- Extra stronge French cognac. 7) Carpeting- Lovingly stroking your automobile. 8) Post Office- A woodpecker's place of business. 9) Squash- A soft vegetable someone sat on. 10) Sacriledge- A bag of money left precariously on a hillside indentation. 11) Pizzicato- A home delivered Italian specialty sent for by an ancient Greek philosopher. 12) Renegade- A fruit drink of an escaped criminal. 13) Chestnut- a reproductive organ on Chester. 14) Forward pass- Trying to pick up the girl ahead of you on line. 15)Fossilize- Optic organs on a long dead animals. 16) Referendum- Advising a client to see someone even dumber than you. 17) Sequester- An inquisitive sailor. 18) Subduce- A two of any suit of cards on a submarine. 19) Vasoconstrictor- A deadly snake covered in Vasoline. 20) Indispose- When a Brooklyn photographer wants you in dis pose, not dat pose.