Tid Bits On Parade

"Sixteen tons, what do you get? a Grossly obese diva, at the Met...." I signed up for physics in college, a whole semester, and they never even mentioned Ex-Lax I finally found out what S.U.V. stands for; "Stupid, Ugly Vehicle" I tried to get in touch with the Freemasons- but couldn't find a one willing to lay stone without compensation In poor ethnic areas, there are always dozens of churches- "The House Of God" they say. Boy, God sure moves around alot. I better get more sleep- I rehearsed for 5 hours today with the wrong band. With my luck, if I fell overboard on a boat, the life saver they'd toss me would be peppermint Hasten, Jason, with the basin, oops, plip, plop, get a mop!! (author Percy Heath Jr. ) My friend, and fellow poet, Jack Reed, mentioned that he likes to burn dvd's. I've tried to, but the toxic plastic smoke made me ill. If there's an internet, does that mean there's an outernet?