Things That Go Bump In The Night Poems - Poems about Things That Go Bump In The Night

As I was going to the loo, in the middle of the night, I bumped into my husband, he gave me such a fright. He was just standing there, with everything stuck out, He looked so menacing, holy hell I gave a shout. He just smiled at me, then laughed and wiggled his willy, I just shook my head and...

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In tempestuous black the creatures glow with eerie neon bright. They whisper through the murky depths and claim the frightful night. Zombies and the other undead gaze fiercely into the dark. With willful aim and shattering thoughts they leave their evil mark. Then mistress hags upon their brooms go floating tree to tree. Perhaps they'll cackle up a spell to cast on you and me. Ghouls of...

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THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT Often times things go bump in the night We shake and tremble, filled with fright Tiptoeing softly in search of the sound Nerves on edge making our heart pound Suddenly in the parlor, what did I hear It sounded much like the scraping of a chair Peering intently where the shadows lurk Wondering if someone's watching...

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Things That Go Bump In The Night Outside in the dead of night In boxers, with a bat Something gave the wife a fright My guess, The neighbors cat I'll just take a look around I step onto the grass Ocean breeze, plus cold wet ground I'm freezing off my as* Just three feet into the yard I trip on unseen toys With a CRASH I...

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Things go bump in the night, I wake with a sudden fright. I'm fast asleep in my bed, when there's a noise in my head. Sitting up with a bound, ears straining to hear the sound. What is it, I think, boy, I need a drink. Is it the cat, or maybe it's a rat. There's not a sound to be heard, what's that, it's the...

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