i've just been reliably informed that
the manchester united dressing room was bugged
before their match at aston villa
it is a shocking security breach
but classic sci-fi can be a bit hit and miss
like my pancakes
but we soldier on
we have tickets for the opera
as we still await to see on stage the essentials;
making a cup of tea
reading the newspaper
putting on a pair of socks
but there's a character on stage dying from
tuberculosis, which according to Wikipedia is an infectious disease.
that causes
significant damage to the lungs
and she's singing her heart out
i whisper to my wife, "this is fun."
that italia '90 fella was good
you'll be in tears
Categories:
testosterone, allegory, angst,
Form: Free verse
When it comes to aging and our hormones, I'd like to discuss
that big one, testosterone.
Estrogen will dry up as a woman's body ages.
Could she now be entering her testosterone stages?
I'll be a little blunt and I hope you don't think me callus.
Do women need to try some viagra or cialis?
Women pay their taxes and in God we trust,
so why isn't any one marketing to us?
Categories:
testosterone, age,
Form: Light Verse
Testosterone
his girl friend turned wife,
now he needs a new girl friend
to get entertained.
husband when divorced
turned lover for rest of life
being ex husband.
03/31/23
Bite Size Contest no. 61
by Line Gauthier
Categories:
testosterone, love,
Form: Haiku
Ullar Bullar Lullar
Testosterone...
Categories:
testosterone, engagement, romance, student, teacher,
Form: Classicism
Oh! Testosterone!
Where have you gone?
My motor seems to be out of gas,
Hard to get going, dragging my ass.
Oh! Hair!
Where have you gone?
No need to brush it out of my eyes,
Now my forehead is twice it's size.
Oh! Eyesight!
Where have you gone?
It is getting harder and harder to see,
Who is that guy in the mirror, it might be me?
Oh! Hearing!
Where have you gone?
The answer to this question I can’t ever hear,
If you want my attention, scream in my ear.
Oh! Memory!
Where have you gone?
Don’t ask me anything over a few days old,
No chance to remember, I must be told.
Oh! Youth!
Where have you gone?
Old man time is creeping up on me.
Old age is not for sissies I’m beginning to see.
Categories:
testosterone, age,
Form: Free verse
I am a Taurus
so I know what it is
to be a bull nature/spirit.
I have been a late-spring bully
and I have been bullied
so I know one
when I see and hear
and smell one.
Donald John
you have fooled some people
all your monoculturing time.
You may have fooled all of us
some of our anti-healthy-wealth
WinWin
secular economic and sacred ecological time.
But
as long as I remain a breathing Taurus,
you will never fool all of us
all this climate time
of growing ecopolitical pathology.
Categories:
testosterone, anti bullying, bullying, caregiving,
Form: Political Verse
What's that I heard you talking about,
You really want to have a go.
How about we take this outside,
Where we can face off toe to toe.
Yeah, that's what I thought,
Words are all you are,
In the world of meat and muscle,
You're the pathetic salad bar.
Talking s### behind our back,
Then running when you get caught,
Happily hurting folks self esteem,
You stand for nothing, zero, nought.
Mate, next time you slag me or my family out,
Any where, any time, any place,
Be prepared to feel my thoughts,
When you see me face to face.
Categories:
testosterone, men,
Form: Quatrain
Easy there mr. testosterone
control your speed put down the phone
did you light the fuse when you turned the key
rage bomb, speeding and weaving for all to see
squeeze the wheel, music will blare
clinch your jaw, your vulgar words, we hear you swear
we’re all stupid drivers, bad traffic you say
move over, speed up, get out of my way
well, none of us care if you text or you’re a mobile talker
either way your destiny will be a road side marker
Every year over 50,000 men, women and children
are killed on our roads
Share the road PLEASE
Categories:
testosterone, anger, angst, car, history,
Form: Narrative