Testicle Poems - Poems about Testicle

...My dog looks at me, don’t wanna know what he’s thinking missing one testicle now, 'thanks to me'. I offer him a treat a reward a bribe if you will to forgive and forget, but. He turns his hea......

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...Demonic spirit possessed my mind, I pray for a blessings but get a breast, I take a clear view to free my mind, Then!! Here comes the long awaiting lady Waiting to be pound.. I took a side vie......

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...Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical By waking to find I’m without either testicle [extract from Dumstruck Is Me for Your Funniest Couplet contest] Sponsor: L Milton Hankins......

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...Dumbstruck Is Me (a rhyming, acrostic kind of thing) Discombobulated, how apt the word Utterly gobsmacked by the absurd Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical......

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...Love cursed, lust cured. She tempt me severally, Misled me countlessly, She called me to her garment of sin, as she undressed, i look her innocently, she longed to be demonic in the sexual......

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...Just as I seem to have a great deal to eco-healing say in favor of positive energy democracy, I long to hear much more ego-healing positive win/win communication highly regarding multicultural......

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...Hear me, I’m going to try and be cheery Cheer me, Chirp like a bird when you wake up in the morning you ain’t murdered there's no wake no mourning, You’re alive and kicking, stop kicking, ice......

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...My priorities to flow free connect rhymes like 4G collecting the glory like no one before me. Record it cus I can, with technology at hand, make my own brand, that so hard to understand? ......

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...I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad, I'm just a lad, and if it's good it's bad and bad is good, words are misunderstood, not could, would and should or does and mood. Food for a dozen with f......

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...Catch tooth to eat rock Stomach needs right of life next No forest to book No food to cook The weapon calls for scorched roast Funny thunder mocks Rainy autumn chokes Castrated some eats ‘V’ t......

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...Maverick - man Legs - long Skirts - sexy Knickers - knot Manners - misplaced Breast - Blossom Breathe - bare Nipple - Nudge Heart - huge Loins - looney Fingers - Fraught Penile......

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...Forecast aplenties with no degradations announced vertically, religiously or otherwise could have englanced my intuities to a mind over marketed by nomin al periods of intellectual cell growth, idea ......

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...Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all things love, life and flourish casting all pertinent fate to a tortured wind......

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...Trump and Seminal Vesicle Should see Trump's seminal vesicle Has shriveled up just like his testicle When you have heard his vernacular Would think they were spectacular Might be a dreamer who......

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...I love using predictive text on my phallic, It saves me so much hassle and time. Just a couple of lettuce then the rest just flows, Flows in a sweet little rhyme. I don’t need to learn how to s......

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