My Phone's Testicle Prediction

I love using predictive text on my phallic, It saves me so much hassle and time. Just a couple of lettuce then the rest just flows, Flows in a sweet little rhyme. I don’t need to learn how to spelt with structure, Use syntax or even use grandma. I can type real fascist, whatever I want, My fingers’ like a little jack hammer. And the sentences appear perfect, I must have great speech, I know how to wrist using diction Shakespeare would be envious of how goon I can talk, Talk with my phone’s text prediction.