My Independence Day Thoughts
Miracle Man
7-4-2022
This Independence Day, finds our country fragmented,
Opinionated people protest, we can’t agree on one thing.
The keeper of this swamp, is a man thought demented,
He thinks voters are puppets, made to dance on a string.
From his teleprompter or paper, he does others bidden,
I pray for his health, though we seldom agree.
Many times the truth, from the voters is kept hidden,
But I thank God today, for being born free.
I love this country I will readily confess
How long will God choose our country to bless?
Categories:
teleprompter, independence day,
Form: Quatrain
This story is based on a current event in the USA.Enjoy it. PANGIE.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And older man, I am, in my seventies, aye,
Decided to have me some fun about as good as a glass of rye,
So casting fate to the wind, out of the shower, naked did I run.
To grab my puppy's tail in the gleaming, December morning sun.
I scampered and I, like Adam, fresh out of the Garden Of Eden
chased him.
After all, nobody saw Catholic me...'twas no mortal sin!
Alas and alack, puppy slipped on a rug!
Maybe not a rational or good idea on any dog's tail to tug?
That's a game for irrational four year olds,
Not for an elderly man with skin tags and fleshy folds!
Puppy slipped on a rug, it flew at me!
Then, I slipped, too...oh, such irony after victory,
One part of my story, I left outl
I feel badly and the news will not,,,,thus I want to shout!
'twas no puppy that I was chasing,
But a full grown Rotweiller hound!
Next time I better use another story that's sound!
I can...but only a TelePrompter helps me!
Now where can my Dominion tin crown be?
12/7/2020
Categories:
teleprompter, america, dog, humor, political,
Form: Couplet
Opportunity for Unity
What we saw after so much scrutiny;
Minds must not meddle with mutiny;
Racial bias no more,
Or try to even score;
Seek a perfect opportunity for unity.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC
Trump was ambiguous and avoiding
and putting off making decisions last
night as usual. He must come to the
conclusion that he has to face facts
and be realistic and remove himself
from the Trump dream world. He does
dislike teleprompter and is like a child
rebelling against his parents. Mission
and goals must equal each other.
Afghanistan is a war of attrition not
designed for victory but Trump
said that we would be victorious.
Categories:
teleprompter, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Poor Swan Named After Trump
Trump lied and told another story
In each category and got the glory
Told bunch of bologna about alimony
Orange hair wore around in a Tony
Without teleprompter that is gory.
Personality centers around possessive
Also is compulsive and obsessive
Lesser of two evils he always knew
As well as many more and quite a few
Sure is such a horrible way to live.
Trump never gives and always will take
And not admit he made a mistake
Idiot belongs in asylum for the insane
Which we all knew pure and plain
Experience into a movie he would make.
Trump's mouth flew with animosity
Can't imagine him having generosity
In psychology course they did forbid
Terrible super ego and a horrible id
Instead he took course in pathology.
Likes tarring people apart and things down.
Trump became a fool who is fastidious
His bright orange hair is really hideous
And wears his long tie below the belt
With beer bottles people want to pelt
Does think his daughter looks delicious.
Jim Horn
Categories:
teleprompter, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Am Absolutely Positive
Am absolutely positive and always sure
Too much Trump we have had to endure
He is a maniac who likes to be raving
As well as all of our attention craving
With his teleprompter as great viewer.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Categories:
teleprompter, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The necktie wearers, and flag pin bearers
Combing arcane smiles
With not one word out of place
Colluded to recreate
Pearl harbor's reincarnate
History's wounds slashed by new swords
A mirror of quondam contempt
Semblance of peace sat behind a podium
Truths interstice fogged
Aridity of public sentiment
Proved a deserted nature of love
Thirsty for blood of whom we know not
Patriotism painted from a teleprompter
As cobblers cleaned and mended
The boots which young feet filled
Whilst scoundrels signed a death waiver
For workers to pluck cold limbs
And prepare the fields
Where black gold geysers
Diluted the red stained, hallowed ground
Commissioned were penny whistles
And morts moaning on cue
For quarry men slouched
In the dirt, for eternal rest
Before rhetoric trumped up heroism
The azure above was clear and crisp
Til mercurial darkness was summoned
On desolations blooming row
As pinwheels kept on spinning
At the home of those who plot
Another stratagem, another canvas
To splatter blood upon
Categories:
teleprompter, veterans day, violence, war,
Form: Blank verse
“negotiating” liar convention
president hope & change
forgot his “promises” in his
first term,
just like a good little
american
politician,
just like a good little
concubine of
Netanyahu---
down on all fours, he sucks off
the megalomaniac,
who insists that Palestinians
must accept the ongoing settlements
eating up the few bits & pieces
of what is left of the land that has been
stolen &
occupied,
stolen &
occupied,
stolen &
occupied
all away,
prior to any negotiations considering
“peace” or a
“Palestinian State.”
the smiling liar gets up off his knees &
then bends over to get drilled by
Netanyahu,
trying to fool the crowd with his
signature eloquent way of
reading from his teleprompter,
knowing full well that when this
slow
systematic
genocide,
that is fully supported by the united states,
is over,
there will be no Palestinians left in the Middle East,
there will be no “Palestinian Land” left in the Middle East
&
all will be stolen,
all will have been raped,
all will have been solidified into one state of Israel,
with the guilt of however many years it takes to
commit this pure wrong,
which will never be
forgotten.
Categories:
teleprompter, life,
Form: Free verse
thinking outside the sand box
subconsciously who one must think tube
then get your head withdrew
from out your man box a grook on TV
Categories:
teleprompter, visionary
Form: Grook
The teleprompter tumbles
in the clamorous migration
of doting interns and
banner-waving believers,
as the majority rallies
yet again toward fervor
behind pitch-black sound bites
guaranteed to stir frothing
complacency of thought.
As the seconds stretch in the
arc of gravity, the press core
readies their cut-to-tape excuses
while half the bodies on stage
begin talking to their sleeves
with darting eyes hushed
behind nearly opaque lenses
until the shattering collapse
and surrender of yet another
useful tool to destruction.
Thousands of eyes turn
in absolute unison to beseech
the captain for a message
to resonate, to cut the pasteurized
void left in the breath of calm
between his mid-sentence message
about the importance of maintaining
calm in the face of financial adversity
and that shocking interruption bound
by clumsy circumstance in tumble.
Instead of recognizing
such folly with human
understanding, he lowers
his eyes in silence
while whisked away
in a swift procession
of escape.
Categories:
teleprompter, allegory, funny, political
Form: Imagism
Abortion; Recite this to a Fever Pitch!
Blasphemy;
Calumny;
DAMNATION!
Envy;
Fornication; Starting Shouting!
Greed;
HELLFIRE
I'm Explain, softly, with a warm smile.
Just
Keeping
Lucifer
Motivated.
No Call with your pledge.
Omissions,
Permitted!
Questions? Calm their fears. They're not going to hell if they give now.
Respectfully
Send
To
Underneath: 1-800 numbers. Call them out! Each region. Twice!
Very
Worthwhile! They are doing the Lords' work!
X Have your wife throw them a kiss!
Your
Zealot. We are here for you in the Lord.
Cue music:
And now,
some words of praise
sung by our very own...
Categories:
teleprompter, satire
Form: ABC