In My Puppy's Loviing Eyeys

This story is based on a current event in the USA.Enjoy it. PANGIE. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ And older man, I am, in my seventies, aye, Decided to have me some fun about as good as a glass of rye, So casting fate to the wind, out of the shower, naked did I run. To grab my puppy's tail in the gleaming, December morning sun. I scampered and I, like Adam, fresh out of the Garden Of Eden chased him. After all, nobody saw Catholic me...'twas no mortal sin! Alas and alack, puppy slipped on a rug! Maybe not a rational or good idea on any dog's tail to tug? That's a game for irrational four year olds, Not for an elderly man with skin tags and fleshy folds! Puppy slipped on a rug, it flew at me! Then, I slipped, too...oh, such irony after victory, One part of my story, I left outl I feel badly and the news will not,,,,thus I want to shout! 'twas no puppy that I was chasing, But a full grown Rotweiller hound! Next time I better use another story that's sound! I can...but only a TelePrompter helps me! Now where can my Dominion tin crown be?               12/7/2020