Teetotaler Poems - Poems about Teetotaler

...Every January first of the new year... finds me (a doggone muttering *****sapien) to give pause for reminiscences and to take stock (sh lock and barrel) about mein kampf in general and previou......

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...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds... regarding President elect Donald John Trump. As a cruel joke to self, I imagined myself as a Republican for that one glorious d......

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...Au revoir oh perilous freedom... Since pledging my troth to the missus July 25th, 1996 after the comma error punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium. Ever since the notions of life, liber......

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...Disguised as an Apple Computer Technician. He initially hacked Macbook Pro laptop. He (alias Harvey Specter) planted seeds of suspicion that criminal activity prevailed within my geographic ......

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...Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time This teetotaler turns to tea torquing temptation towards tippling thankfully, though that tremendous tugging teasing tendency thirst trumped, thru teachi......

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...One month into summer 2022 elapsed here... Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania, thus far marginal rainfall for season nevertheless...the hazy, hot and humid dog days meanwhile (gad) Zeus t......

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...this has no head or tail medicine box containing diseases crazy as the river that runs in reverse planet that lost gravity the heart of things pulsing outside my coffee in ice cubes the sm......

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...A car dealer needed a driver, So Ray decided to take over, When Ray took the wheel, Car parts began to reel, Ray asked, “was it not a teetotaler?”......

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...Yours truly borrows a phrase courtesy the great bard also known as William Shakespeare's Hamlet: "For 'tis the sport ... Hoist by one's own petard meaning "victimized or hurt by one's own sch......

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...Extra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction... iz only wishful thinking Political polls whether advisory still consider forty fifth president dangerous, hazardous, lymphomatous... known to wield......

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...Holly here and holly there! Christmas is floating in the air! Ho ho ho and hee hee hee! We are merry, us darling three! Don’t you think that song is a bit arrogant? Mama asked. They laughed and gi......

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...A couple nights ago (today being August 4th, 2021) while walking around the parking lot after dark over yonder shrieking catcall heard - hark at first methought, a baby experienced distress, I i......

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...Just a tiny bit more seasoned eggnog, my Beanie my beagle begged. A teetotaler I had originally thought, but now not aptly pegged. I gave Beanie a teeny slurp or two, but it was not enough. He gav......

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...Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib, but blubbers like a landlubber at sea treading water donned with bib (that doubles as yellow spongy bobbing life jacket) furiously doing doggy ......

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...Voting without aggravation... Otherwise known as absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot if ye read no further... please exercise opportunity to cast ballot obviously freedom to choose, but take seri......

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