Teetotaler Poems - Poems about Teetotaler

...Au revoir oh perilous freedom... Since pledging my troth to the missus July 25th, 1996 after the comma error punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium. Ever since the notions of life, liber......Read the rest...

...Disguised as an Apple Computer Technician. He initially hacked Macbook Pro laptop. He (alias Harvey Specter) planted seeds of suspicion that criminal activity prevailed within my geographic ......Read the rest...

...Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time This teetotaler turns to tea torquing temptation towards tippling thankfully, though that tremendous tugging teasing tendency thirst trumped, thru teachi......Read the rest...

...One month into summer 2022 elapsed here... Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania, thus far marginal rainfall for season nevertheless...the hazy, hot and humid dog days meanwhile (gad) Zeus t......Read the rest...

...this has no head or tail medicine box containing diseases crazy as the river that runs in reverse planet that lost gravity the heart of things pulsing outside my coffee in ice cubes the sm......Read the rest...

...A car dealer needed a driver, So Ray decided to take over, When Ray took the wheel, Car parts began to reel, Ray asked, “was it not a teetotaler?”......Read the rest...

...Yours truly borrows a phrase courtesy the great bard also known as William Shakespeare's Hamlet: "For 'tis the sport ... Hoist by one's own petard meaning "victimized or hurt by one's own sch......Read the rest...

...Extra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction... iz only wishful thinking Political polls whether advisory still consider forty fifth president dangerous, hazardous, lymphomatous... known to wield......Read the rest...

...Holly here and holly there! Christmas is floating in the air! Ho ho ho and hee hee hee! We are merry, us darling three! Don’t you think that song is a bit arrogant? Mama asked. They laughed and gi......Read the rest...

...A couple nights ago (today being August 4th, 2021) while walking around the parking lot after dark over yonder shrieking catcall heard - hark at first methought, a baby experienced distress, I i......Read the rest...

...Just a tiny bit more seasoned eggnog, my Beanie my beagle begged. A teetotaler I had originally thought, but now not aptly pegged. I gave Beanie a teeny slurp or two, but it was not enough. He gav......Read the rest...

...Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib, but blubbers like a landlubber at sea treading water donned with bib (that doubles as yellow spongy bobbing life jacket) furiously doing doggy ......Read the rest...

...Voting without aggravation... Otherwise known as absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot if ye read no further... please exercise opportunity to cast ballot obviously freedom to choose, but take seri......Read the rest...

...Along luscious green acres banks steep grade (in close proximity to Petticoat Junction) naturemade Perkiomen Valley watershed, verdant landscape displayed yours truly, (a garden variety proto ......Read the rest...

...(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin) An effort to recall word, phrase, musician... indigenous tribe... most frustrating literary endeavor to das scribe aggravating enough to sub......Read the rest...