Funny Teenage Poems

Sometimes he’s next to me. Close enough that the air feels different, like something charged is sitting between us. My stomach does that thing, tightens,...

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Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~
a whispered promise of mischief.
My mother’s eyes, wide as warning bells.

"Where did you get these?"
Her voice, a blade slicing the...

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Gregory was romantic
and new to teenage girls
his school mates up to antics
weak knees at Dottie's curls

she tests the football team
a better player than him
she's constant...

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I've been told a whole bunch of stuff,
Of who I am and who I'll be. 
I'm not really sure why you think,
You know me so...

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debra pickle has a vice

ten boxes of mean moat mice

confronted by us

one day on a bus

pulls out birds of paradise.
...

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He chase’s girls most of the day, only their sweetness will he obey 

His mind is focused on getting a girl, surely he’ll give her...

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“Jimmy, I have no pens,” Billy meant.
“May I borrow one, please?”~~Message sent.
Oh, how careless he’d been,
putting “i” after “n”!
The reply: “Dude, some things can’t be...

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hairdo
updo

mani
pedi

assess
short dress

high heels
appeals

oh dear
he’s here

in tux
big bucks

limo
let’s go

arrive
alive

fruit punch
some munch

slow dance
my chance

break heel
big deal

issues
no shoes

barefoot
toe cut

dismayed
band aid

pedi
shreddy

updo
downdo

big night
sad plight

down trend
sad end...

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Masks are all the rage these days,
Not knowing when we’ll stop these ways,
If how long live in your fears, 
I’ve worn a mask for 30...

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I have been angry at the world these days
I think I have just been flustered at my own sins,
so much I have  been storming...

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To prove that she just did not care
She tossed all her clothes in the air
Her father would scream
Whilst mum ate ice cream
And the postman sighed,...

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Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups...

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Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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It's no wonder why my parents are despised.
They bought me a car that's been vandalized.
It has the word TURD written on both sides.
When girls see...

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I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained.
I tried to potty...

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