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The Messed Up Text

“Jimmy, I have no pens,” Billy meant. “May I borrow one, please?”~~Message sent. Oh, how careless he’d been, putting “i” after “n”! The reply: “Dude, some things can’t be lent.”
used howmanysyllables.com November 1, 2022 Contest: A Funny Limerick--Make Me laugh--Poetry Contest Placed 1st Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 11/12/2022 5:17:00 AM
Good one! Congrats :))
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Date: 11/12/2022 12:18:00 AM
Very funny, congratulations
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Date: 11/11/2022 2:46:00 PM
Oh… you mean they’re not meant to unscrew… er… NURSE! Funny, funny. Congrats on your win, Janice. Terry
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/11/2022 3:29:00 PM
Thanks so much, Terry. Janice
Date: 11/11/2022 1:32:00 PM
Janice, this is hilarious, congratulations on your first place win!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/11/2022 3:28:00 PM
Tania, thank you so much for sponsoring and for my win. I am THRILLED! Janice
Date: 11/2/2022 4:26:00 PM
hilarious, janice! i doubt if any other entry could even come close!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/3/2022 6:21:00 AM
Thanks a million, Ilene! Janice
Date: 11/1/2022 7:52:00 PM
Oh my, to think that this sort of thing can actually happen...and it does!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/1/2022 8:16:00 PM
Oh, yes. We must always proofread our emails and texts. LOL! Thanks, Milton. Janice

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