Janice Canerdy Poet Limerick

The Messed Up Text

“Jimmy, I have no pens,” Billy meant.
“May I borrow one, please?”~~Message sent.
Oh, how careless he’d been,
putting “i” after “n”!
The reply: “Dude, some things can’t be lent.”


used howmanysyllables.com


November 1, 2022
Contest: A Funny Limerick--Make Me laugh--Poetry Contest     Placed 1st
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Suzette Richards November 12, 2022 at 5:17 AM Good one! Congrats :))

Terry Miller November 12, 2022 at 12:18 AM Very funny, congratulations

Terry Flood November 11, 2022 at 2:46 PM Oh… you mean they’re not meant to unscrew… er… NURSE! Funny, funny. Congrats on your win, Janice. Terry Janice Canerdy November 11, 2022 at 3:29 PM Thanks so much, Terry. Janice

Tania Kitchin November 11, 2022 at 1:32 PM Janice, this is hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! Janice Canerdy November 11, 2022 at 3:28 PM Tania, thank you so much for sponsoring and for my win. I am THRILLED! Janice

Ilene Bauer November 2, 2022 at 4:26 PM hilarious, janice! i doubt if any other entry could even come close! Janice Canerdy November 3, 2022 at 6:21 AM Thanks a million, Ilene! Janice

L Milton Hankins November 1, 2022 at 7:52 PM Oh my, to think that this sort of thing can actually happen...and it does! Janice Canerdy November 1, 2022 at 8:16 PM Oh, yes. We must always proofread our emails and texts. LOL! Thanks, Milton. Janice