Teds Poems - Poems about Teds

...Grinter Farms Lawrence Kansas Farmer Ted planted sunflower for birds you may visit anytime. Parking is best if you arrive early. Bring your camera, sunscreen and bug spray No cost, but we ask for......Read the rest...

...Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball' It’s driving him clean up the wall He’s got such an itch It’s making him twitch He’s begging the doctor to call The medic said oh dearie me This ......Read the rest...

...You left without saying goodbye Tears on my pillow Family conflict ... Lust He plays away from home Behind closed doors A lousy hotel He wanted to get his leg over Caught with h......Read the rest...

...when the flow is low and you have no go with only a pint of air and no energy to spare that’s no county fair filling up with daily meds daily weight wearing Teds puffing uphill doesn’t fit t......Read the rest...

...Good old Muffin snug in his bed Next to the sofa where sits big Ted Ted is so big he sinks to the floor Which causes old Muffin to have a last snore Big Ted fell asleep while eating some ......Read the rest...