Tastiest Poems | Examples

Ecuador Bananas

In Ecuador the delicious ripe bananas are not one color
There are yellow, green and red ones according to brother.
Which ones are the tastiest? Asked my nosy stepmother.
Whichever one you are eating this minute, answered my brother.

FOOD AND PLEASURE

    


  The tastiest flavorsome food is the one you eat when you're hungry.

animal Thanksgiving agreement

bunny wanted to host Thanksgiving and we said yes
Not realizing the tastiest food would be watercress.
Carrot soup, cabbage jelly and the lack of starch or bread
Meant we went home ready for turkey, feeling unfed.

Next time, I will host it said Slobin, the Robin.
Not him! Chickadee whispered while my head was bobb’n.
He always gets the cheapest birdseed ever found.
The squirrel couple stopped in their tracks and turned around.

Well it could be us, Mrs. Squirrel offered, if nuts do please.
The mice shuddered, for nuts were not as great as cheese.
We finally agreed to start bringing our own potluck food.
And at the next Thanksgiving we were in a better mood.

Love's Smile

The most fleeting_majestic.
Both, treating_dialectic.
She bows and bows 
       with a sheen in her eyes, she knows.
Waltzes in, to steal the show.
She is the tastiest lick of fare 
gastronomy.
The constellation of conjunction to connection's astronomy.

         She listens and hears both far and near.
At your cover she shows 
a reveal.
The insecure's_perplectic_salvatory_seal.
            To see the tilt of her head  
               as she gazes upon you.
                   This is why we were blessed 
                      with conception's_ability_-_
                                To Feel.

A Roll of the Dice

Started drinking fruit flavoured water now
Not the tastiest but I'll keep trying, I vow

In the winter months I always seem to gain
Inactivity is the culprit, exercising's a pain

When I walk, it's much more like a waddle
Sure don't resemble a Givenchy model

Gonna keep on trying to recapture my youth
Downed another swig of gin and vermouth

Now everything appears to be quite copacetic
Gin works wonders as an anesthetic

So getting back to the fruit flavoured water
A lot more concerned than this guy oughta

I'm almost eighty-eight so why should I care
Soon I'll be trapped in my big easy chair

Wifey will feed me some ground up mush
Dentures down the toilet gets flushed

But there's a silver lining waiting for me
If I could only get rid of my gimpy old knee

Bottom line is this, sure had a great life
Came up a big winner by a roll of the dice

The Vegan Cannibal

Every law enforcement official out on patrol,
was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal,
so named from a note left with one of its victims,
leading to a series of murders that terrified every vegan.
It read, "I am a cannibal who does my best to eat healthy, 
and vegans are the healthiest of all my desired meat.
Only a true vegan will yours truly eat.
Nothing artificial, no preservatives, mostly fresh food they consume.
Vegans are the healthiest and tastiest meat I have ever known,
so bid all of your vegan associates a hearty farewell,
should they cross paths with yours truly, The Vegan Cannibal."
The Vegan Cannibal was never apprehended, but its reign ceased,
when the vegans began consuming mass quantities of junk food and meat.

Valentines Poem For Chicago Bears

You must be from Chicago, you football bears
I used to live there, they made the best chairs
Wrigley Field was way back against my lairs
They had the tastiest foods at their carnival fairs

You bears probably date easily, without cares
Have you ever climbed Field Museum’s icy stairs?
Or ridden in one of the buggies with the old mares?
I bet if you scared people, there would be stares.

Magnificent Mile this year is full of hares.
Easter time, but I bet they hop hard from bears.
Do you have any Valentines’ Day planning shares?
You two are one of the cutest couple pairs.

I am now going to visit my favorite shop, Claire’s.
Letting my daddy’s credit card take care of my affairs.
You have a fine day, my new friends, Jilly and Jares.
I’ll see you back in Chicago, you football bears

Split Wide Open

Summer’s sweetest natural dessert
Presented itself to me in the form of a
Large seeded watermelon that
I found by chance at a local food stand.
Thrilled was I to see such a perfect specimen!

Wide, round, and green,
It had a yellowish underside and those “bee stings”
Desired by people who search for the tastiest melons
Every year when that marvelous fruit is in season.

On my arrival home, I stumbled and dropped that luscious melon.
Pulp of red juiciness splattered all over the driveway -
Effectively destroying the whole thing as it went KER-SPLAT,
Never to be enjoyed by my expected dinner guests that evening!

June 10, 2022
For Edward Ibeh's This Or That, Vol 12 Poetry Contest
Title chosen: Split Wide Open

Cycle Paths

A Black-Widow spider may mate
With her tastiest dinner date
Her children may wonder
If she made a blunder 
Though they cannot wait to test fate!

Can I Please Dine With You

It was one of those spring days where everything was fine.
The ducks were laying, and the geese were flying in a v-line.
The sun was so beautiful, she outshone her own shine.
A faerie strutted by with a dandelion I thought was mine.

I am off to make some of the tastiest yellow and blue wine.
I asked if I could meet her in the next meadow to dine.
She climbed up the prettiest most decorative light blue vine.
No, she told me, because I am giving all my food to the swine.

But wait! I hollered after her. What about the whine?
The pigs get to decide, she told me. They will give me a sign.
I ran ahead and asked them to please say I was kind to swine.
They laughed and said “we don’t know you. Please don’t whine.”

Corporate Speak

When the president said ‘misunderestimated’
Everybody wondered, ‘was he ever educated’
But I forgive him that, for the thing that makes me ‘EEK!’
Is the mad proliferation of Corporation Speak…

For thirteen years a desk paid my rent
As I gave a hundred and ten percent
While progress chasing, the big knobs suggested
I could perhaps be more invested
 
They said action that
And try blue sky thinking
Let’s square the circle
Cos floating ain’t sinking
 
So pick it up and run with it
But bring it to the table
And hit the ground running
Don’t smoke in the stable

Scare the ghost
Feel the commotion
Peel the onion
Boil the ocean
 
If you’re out of the loop
Go punch the puppy
We’ll take it on board 
(While I punch the yuppie)

So here’s the game changer
Think outside the box
We need joined up thinking 
Heads up, shoot the fox

It’s a no brainer, for it’s got legs
The tastiest coffee still has dregs
So find a window, bump some heads
You can’t make an omelette without cracking eggs

So let’s all sing from the same hymn sheet 
For we live in a world full of corporate speak

A Roll of the Dice

Started drinking fruit flavoured water now
Not the tastiest but I'll keep trying, I vow

In the winter months I always seem to gain
Inactivity is the culprit, exercising's a pain

When I walk, it's much more like a waddle
Sure don't resemble a Givenchy model

Gonna keep on trying to recapture my youth
Downed another swig of gin and vermouth

Now everything appears to be quite copacetic
Gin works wonders as an anesthetic

So getting back to the fruit flavoured water
A lot more concerned than this guy oughta

I'm just eighty-six so why should I care
Soon I'll be trapped in my big easy chair

Cathie will feed me some ground up mush
Dentures it seems, down the toilet got flushed

But there's a silver lining just waiting for me
If I could only get rid of my gimpy old knee

Bottom line is this, sure had a great life
Came up a big winner on the roll of the dice

The Croissant

The croissant

The croissant sits there, urging you to eat,
But never a challenge would you ever wish to meet.
It is a perfect shape, that will be sadly be demolished, 
As you make the first incision, it’s construction is abolished.

It is the messiest food, you will ever choose to eat,
Keeping things tidy, is an impossible feat,
And there are far more bits, spread around the table,
Than to reconstruct the croissant, if you were ever able!! 

Everyone is staring with the utmost, utter disgust,
As if eating a croissant, free of mess, is a absolute must.
To make things worse, I’ve got to spread, the butter and the jam,
But now with greasy fingers, opening the jar, is not something that I can!! 

If I ever see a croissant, when I’m ordering a tea,
I might opt for a scone, between you and me, 
The croissant is the tastiest, with jam it is a must
But the thought of all the mess means I’m not really that fussed.

Fods of Suumer

I thought I should pen-about hot dogs.

That steaming fragrance...ahhhh..

Add some relish and onions.

Or ketchup,  maybe mustard ?

All  beef hot dogs send me.

Chicago had the tastiest! 

Memories of Midwest girlhood days.

I bet you have hot dog memories, too.


        10/10/2021

For You At This Moment

Tastiest nectarine in the world
If you have had not had one for forty years
Juice dribbles down your chin
Fruity delight fills your nostrils
You cry out in gladness
Others roll their eyes
Those who have had two nectarines a day
For a hundred years
And are tired to death of them
But for you
At this minute
Wonderful, joyful, happy nectarine
is making an impact, causing enthusiasm
To pour out of your taste buds
Filling your heart with a forever memory
Because you have not had one for forty years
Appreciation and love oozing out of your soul for this nectarine.

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