Tan Poems - Poems about Tan

Still hope we can cope With the nope Don’t give a damn plan From that Tandoori tan Obscene Tangerine dope Jackanory Mandarin Man That trope..like to be Pope Go out on a limb..got the vim..scope To make him of the grim...dim..whim..mope Just give Mr Grope enough Rope Opined women..a frump If they mind.. some bump & grind Half inching while pinching their rump The darkness descends Besotted...

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Cohorts of suits distort Court the last resort Damnation of immigration Onslaught in cahoots cavort Pander to propaganda slander Escort darker fraught faces From other races caught To starker places.. shunted Hunted like a sort of sport History debunked “Before” skunked & kerplunked Lore of Yore junked Fossil fuel full sumps Well More is More Trees flump become clumps Of gnarly snarly stumps Petrol pumps pour Sheriffs thumps any grumps Tariffs...

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Don't give a jot or A sod this lot On your tod..just nod Seedier greedier leaders Stun..Shun the Needier Not just down trodden Sodden...run roughshod Beseech each of those clowns..down In the dumps chumps who chose Plumps for stealthy Leeches who teaches Fools at our schools Only the wealthy can stay healthy No education for the nation Eschews..abuses media issues..then sues Argy bargy - sarky malarkey ensues Bemuses...

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Satsuma Tumour Sense of Humour? That Groomer Rumour Cometh the Hour Cometh the TAN! People Power Glower should Flower Grassy brassy knolls But proles at the polls Sold their Souls To joust like Faust Ignore Marcel Proust Cower before the Ivory Tower Odd bod elite’s law Tweets of Sod and God No Enlightening Pot..black..kettle knack Debauched cheats pedal to the metal Out of whack flak attack Unsettle our mettle Plot to settle...

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan? Mister rich lister Blister Sinister Mandarin Minister Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem Prime time Pantomime Podium pandemonium Needs Imodium...clearly feeds Opprobrium As this git dearly did his bit No boom just bust To ensure the sh*t really hit the fan Just one more time!...

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan? Mister rich lister Blister Sinister Mandarin Minister Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem Podium pandemonium Needs Imodium...feeds Opprobrium As this git did his bit To ensure the sh*t hit the fan Satsuma Tumour Sense of Humour? That Groomer Rumour Cometh the Hour Cometh the TAN! People Power Glower should Flower But proles at the polls..sold their Souls To joust like Faust Ignore Marcel...

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To win her whole heart was my sole goal, In summer, I tanned just for her soul. I sunbathed at Lagos Beach, A Black there to woo a peach, My face is now blacker than charcoal....

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Soon be a beautiful brown color For naturally brown lover....

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TAN BRONZE GOLDEN LADY Her vision tan and golden My heart souls beats so Copper golden skin her breath, as lavender kiss Daughter of Father Elohim who’s… Sons ordains coverings Of precious daughters He Father ordains My heart souls beats so Beautiful is the copper golden woman; Whose brown, tan golden Beautiful tan bronze golden lady 2/3/25 Written words by James Edward ...

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"Whatcha gonna do with that 6-pack, man?" You could share it can by can. I’d be happy if you ran one past me as we tan, stylin’ in the latest Ray-Ban. You asked a question, and my thoughts began about what's beneath your tan. My eyes 'neath these Ray-Bans scan other eyes. It foils my plan. Wanna climb into my van? ...

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there was a sweet little man with a penchant for fashion who wears his jackets tan he closes his eyes when he smiles and looks awfully dashing eyes of green and gloves of white he struts about without a worry soaking in windowbeams til twilight but if you wake him without caution he will dash away in haphazard scurry oh what a lovely little lad he...

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Well she got her magic nose And she looks like the best snowman now Though she’s brand new on the front lawn Compared to all of the old snowmen now But with that magic carrot She will show all of the other snowmen how To get a tan, tan, tan Before all the winter snow melts away Well she stands there all day As...

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She wore a bikini with no strings attached....

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Marie planned a fabulous holiday Looked forward to once-in-a-lifetime stay, ...

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Cut to the chase after tan hat man! Though reading horror stories gearing up as strawberry spring fest full throttle danse (macabre), an only every now and again predilection genre crazy wave washing over me like a killer tsunami, harboring pier rill less night surf (subsequently fueling figurative hair razing close shave critical desperation) to save thine scrawny ****, (a derriere laughing stock, and hence cheeky of...

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