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Taft Poems

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Premium Member Taffy Goes Golfing
Taffy and I walk together
finding golf balls in the heather.
A true friend as we slog around
a best partner so I have found.
Wanting my dog to have a proper name
in line with respect for this noble game.
Named for rotund William Howard...Read More
Categories: taft, animal, best friend, dog, friendship, golf, humor,
Form: Couplet



George Washington Set Potus Precedent
This revolutionary fella followed by 
Adams family patriarch,giving rise 
twin heir (plain lee gifted "Renaissance 
Man") Jeff force'n without hemming 

and hawing, subsequently conceding 
nexus (nor horse drawn Lexus) of Colonial 
power to Madison, thence Monroe 
buttoned up as suitable...Read More
Categories: taft, age, birthday, character, courage, heaven, memorial, men,
Form: Free verse
Our Portliest President
President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.


(Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a super-sized bathtub installed in the White House, historians have found no evidence...Read More
Categories: taft, funny, history, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Trump Like Howard Taft
Trump Like Howard Taft

Again and again, Trump gave us the shaft,
And after he did had laughed and laughed;
Another chuckle,
So loosen buckle;
Heard huge body is as big as Howard Taft.

Jim Horn
...Read More
Categories: taft, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Presidents' Day
Schools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.

Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.
To make a Monday holiday,
That’s what they chose to do.

The 40-something other men
Who served the USA
As...Read More
Categories: taft, presidents day,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member William Howard Taft
President William Howard Taft

   Weighed 350 pounds and was quite broad in the aft

      He once became stuck in a White House tub

         As a...Read More
Categories: taft, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Bloated
New Jersey has a governor
Who wants to rule the land,
But people have a problem
Seeing Christie in command.

It’s not his personality
(Though he thinks he’s all that!)
Or brains or drive or vigor – 
It’s the fact that he is fat!

He isn’t slightly...Read More
Categories: taft, health, people, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A is for
A is for Adams, second and sixth presidents.
B is for two Bushes who were Whitehouse residents.

C is for Clinton, forty-second president of nation.
D is for Davis, President of Southern Federation.

E is for Eisenhower, a president and World War hero. 
F...Read More
Categories: taft, people,
Form: Couplet
William Howard Taft
William Howard Taft
To big to fit on the raft.
So the sent for the barge
Seriously, he was extremely large!...Read More
Categories: taft, funny, history,
Form: Clerihew
LADY MARICARMEN, SO SHALL IT BE
     LONG LONG AGO. I JOURNIED TO THE VILLA OF TAFT. TO MY SURPRISED, I BEHELD 
THIS PERPETUATING SIGHT.  SHE HAD LONG SILKY DEEP BROWN LOCKS, THAT SURELY, 
REVEALED HER NOBILITY.

SHE WAS THIS RADIANT AND...Read More
Categories: taft, adventureme, me, smile, time,
Form: Romanticism



two radiant doves
oh what a enchantment did i perceive as i past through the space and time of life.
who shall behold the essence of true beauty and know the truth of wisdom that 
rest within the mind and heart of lady Alina...Read More
Categories: taft, adventure
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member vignette-BEEN THERE ,DONE THAT (43 & COUNTING)
Washington & Adams retired to their lair
Jefferson invented the swivel chair,
Taft went back to the law-
Of late,cashing-in seems the plan
Only Harry ,was a true man...Read More
Categories: taft, people, political
Form: Narrative