Alright, for eons, you’ve got your Hadean, Archean, Proterzoic, and Phanerozic…
Wait, what?
Come on, man, keep up!
Okay, wait, Hadean? Can you spell that?
Get with it, man, H-a-d-e-a-n
(chink, chink, chink, chink)
I’m going to have to add an eon if you don’t speed up. Ready?
(chink, chink, chink, chink) okay
Alright, it gets really fun in the Cambrian period. Some...
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