Fish and Tablets

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like  Moses, the king of rods and storms
I once displayed my best fishing forms
       sleek boat started to leak
       the hooks went on a freak…
and landed in a field of dead worms

to save face, I  hanged on a palm tree
holding two stoned tablets for last spree
    fish and mollusks sneered
    as sea creatures cheered…
till I roared… and parted the red sea!




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*one of the commandments of the tablets read:
“ Thou shalt not laugh at neighbor’s foolish failed attempts..” :)


--- for John Moses Freeman's " Fishing Limericks"
     and now, PD's Limerick Fu 
  
     by nette onclaud,

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 6/14/2012 8:33:00 PM
yup..i see your win.. right here...in my fun limerick contest... guess you been to busy to know the joy was spread many nights ago... xox...pd
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Date: 6/12/2012 12:58:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest Nette. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/11/2012 8:53:00 PM
Congrats, nette. Outstanding. Nice going. Great job. hugs, Ralph
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Date: 6/11/2012 6:22:00 PM
Nette, you are something else....Caleb. :)
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Date: 6/11/2012 1:22:00 PM
Nette, a super congrats in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd
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Date: 5/14/2011 7:51:00 AM
Many congratulations Nette on your win in John's fine Fisherman Limerick contest....:)
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Date: 5/9/2011 11:18:00 AM
Cute parody type limerick, Nette. Congrats on a first place win! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 5/9/2011 10:56:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Nette. I love how you subtly educate the audience...does these commandments hold sea creatures accountable too? lol Gwendolen
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Date: 5/9/2011 8:46:00 AM
Wonderful ending. Congrats on your win!
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Date: 5/9/2011 8:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Nette in John's Fishing contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/8/2011 8:35:00 PM
Very good job. Congrats
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Date: 5/8/2011 5:51:00 PM
Congratulations on the first place win in the contest of John, nette
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Date: 5/8/2011 5:43:00 PM
LOL okies work on meter! Congrad's Light & Love Ms. Moses
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Date: 5/8/2011 4:09:00 PM
Funny Lady nette onclaud, bible tablet fish applaud you now have your just reward great limerick babe Don
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Date: 5/8/2011 3:14:00 PM
(I don't know about this Nette...) and you had two tablets that were already (stoned).. for a spree..he he! it all sounds a bit fishy to me! ''by the way'' did you get out of that tree? & all the best for the contest with this piece!
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Date: 5/8/2011 8:53:00 AM
This is my favorite of all the fish stories! Congrats on your very deserving 1st place win. GF
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Date: 5/8/2011 6:59:00 AM
yes indeed Nette! Congratulations on this big win. A favorite song writer of mine Gordon Lightfoot, sang in one of his songs " and he who is wise shall not criticize when other men fail at the game! good one Nette
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Date: 5/8/2011 5:47:00 AM
LOL Many congrats on your 1st place, Nette : )
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Date: 5/7/2011 10:23:00 PM
Wow Nette, super cool one hun. Many congrats on this win.
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Date: 5/7/2011 9:20:00 PM
Very funny Nette. Congratulations on your top spot. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/7/2011 6:54:00 PM
Nette, parted the red sea. Smile! I'm honored in having your poem in my contest. Congratulations on your honored poem in the top spot. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/7/2011 6:54:00 PM
Nice....very nice....thank you
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Date: 5/7/2011 4:47:00 PM
congrats on your win.. cory
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Date: 5/7/2011 3:08:00 PM
Nette, Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/7/2011 3:01:00 PM
Congrats Nette dear on your first place win in the fishing Limerick contest.. really creative write luv .. enjoy your big win once again..for excellence..
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