Sweeties Poems

You fear the dark because the dark came first 
And at the end will come again !

All are chin deep in the ridiculous 
Wading carefully 
Trying their best not to make waves 
Pretending they’re okay when it’s obvious they’re not...Read More

The welcome mat is out at our local Pop Shop
Diana gives us freebies, hope she doesn't get caught
The sweetest of sweeties
Giving us these freebies
A tender young lassie twists my heart in a knot




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Lemons are sour and limes are green
mandarins are as sweet is anything
I like oranges

Kumquats and clementines have funny names
grapefruits and pomelos taste the same
I like oranges

Sweeties are as sweet is citrus goes
but I would rather eat a tangelo
I like oranges

Uglis...Read More

Monkeys, chimpanzees, and hairy baboons
Some good looking dudes, these jungle buffoons
Inside ANIMAL WEEKLY
These jungle sweeties
Are photographed wearing polka dot pantaloons




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I've got a pile of porn mags
I keep them in my shed
When I look at them I get excited 
They're an erection collection

I like to keep things tidy
When I have to  handwrite
So I've a lot of rubbers and tippex
They're...Read More

"Britches First Real Kiss"
Written: by Tom Wright
8/16/00

"Britches" talked to "Sweetie"
about stealing another kiss.
She told him stealing was wrong,
and there was something amiss.

He said he'd been borrowing,
and had intent to repay.
Why shucks, he'd pay interest,
if adequate, one kiss a day.

But "Sweetie",...Read More

Satire 
Doing Sweeties Chores
7-9-2016

My wif no longer cuts the grass
And goat jus died from eatin glass
Her old string trimmer is most gone
She’s upen left so I’m livin alone

Our washing machine it had no cord
I think she named it MY scrub...Read More

Maybe a role reversal would be in order
And us guys could take it or leave it
Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be
The ladies simply couldn't conceive it

Exciting? You ain't just whistling Dixie
There's a stirring deep down in my loins
Quite sexual in...Read More

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It’s Easter time in the uk but what do kids know of this day?
When Jesus rose up from the dead, they’re watching bunnies play instead.
Stuffing down their Easter sweeties, with not a thought of diabetes.
It’s doubtful they’d know what is...Read More

Dear Maureen's poem is scaring us to pieces
With her verse bout the disappearing bird species
Makes us irate
Are we too late
Certainly, hope not for these ancient aerial sweeties





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As I write this, it's tomorrow in Aussie land
So strange, this world of ours, this master plan
Such sweeties we meet
Our passion, we treat
Aussies are special, yummy bodies all tanned




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Childhood Xmas memories, mine are not so fine.
Daddy would overindulge in the Christmas wine.

Mother and the turkey never could get on.
The ham overcooked, boiled dry on Xmas morn.

Presents were a problem, so many to be bought.
Mum and Dad said Santa...Read More

The lines have been drawn 
The battle commenced
Each voter a pawn
Each party seems tensed.

They’ve argued the topics
All blurred the same lines
We muse on our prophets
Determine our swines.

Does one vote for their country?
Or just seek our own gain
Chasing lollies quite bluntly
Causing...Read More

Monkeys, chimpanzees, and hairy baboons
Some good looking dudes, these jungle buffoons
Inside ANIMAL WEEKLY
 These jungle sweeties
Are photographed wearing polka dot pantaloons




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In everything I encounter to my life despair
To the empty heart I had, I'll never dissuade.

To my body's shaking, to my worry mind
To my hopeless be, I'll never fail.

To the route I am walking rocky and rough, 
To the people...Read More

Sister forget history
brother forget the past
leave behind those things
leave behind those sweeties
leave behind those lads
a new person you are today
Do not shed tears, forget
do not say I wish I could

New life you are in from now
New person you are from...Read More

I must of died a thousand times waiting on the one,

Lyrical enchantment heel among the stars,

Wait of a light brightness of a rose petal,

Treasure found treasure lost like, 

Magician they keep disappear,

Lyrical enchantment heel among the stars,

To capture a mind...Read More

Remember going to grandpa and grandma's house by the lake 
All the fond memories there we did make 
And I think the fondest by far 
Was catching fireflies in a jar 

We would chase their light in the tall grass...Read More

Marshmallows, when I was a kid
I'd eat a whole bag, and I did
I felt like a winner
but ruined my dinner
and hid when my mum flipped her lid.

When I see those things now, white and pink
I  look at those sweeties...Read More

Believe it or not, I'm running out of limerick stuff
Thought it would last forever, sure thought I had enough
But recently my brain
Is causing me some pain
Too many distractions such as young sweeties in the buff

As usual!!!


© Jack Ellison 2016




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John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics  telling funny hilarious stories,

“viagraology

There once was a medical study
of things flapping flaccid like putty
those men given placebo
couldn’t enter gazebo
it drove the poor fellas plumb nutty

Copyright © 2015John Wulf” 

but also has his...Read More

What am I thankful for?
As I lay here my mind searches 
Afraid of waking up 
it lurches
Vacilating within
the folds of my covers and brain
Trying to return 
to my slumber again
Attempting to hang on
to my infinite creativity 
That partial sleepiness 
and...Read More

The evening dark and foggy as the children in their guises
with Mums and Dads in tow; collecting trick or treat surprises.

My porch, festooned with spiders, ghosts and ugly-looking gore,
signalled that I’d welcome them if they knocked at my door.

I watched...Read More

'The Journey'

Sight.
Sound.
Smell.
Taste.

The trains,
the tracks,
the rush, the haste.

The sweeties and toffees,
newspapers and coffees,

Cases and bags, e-cigs and fags,
pasty and tanned, iphone in hand,

The people who come and the people who go
and the Taxis that wait, as you cannot be late -

Spill...Read More