Stuffed Shirt Poems - Poems about Stuffed Shirt

... If a “friend” cancels you like a stamp, they never were you friend in the first place! Friends give people space to be themslves! They welcomed you, and trusted you in their heart’s space,......

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...Look Back in Anger to June 2024 You, current denizen of Number Ten With gleaming Colgate smile and Gucci shoes, Take serious pause for thought, reflect on when The voters all reject you and you......

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...My name, William A Cleator, sounds like a stuffed shirt to me, but Billy TheKidster sounds like a lot more fun possibly.......

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...There once was fellow could really jump But his arms were blown off, left with two stumps When with a new girl He made her hair curl He would dive in there, knees first, for a hump The g......

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...I’m your eldest daughter, but I ‘m not for sale Stop lying about my temperament and telling other tales Father, this tradition is archaic and no longer necessary You’re putting your wishes first a......

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...Like the pompous pied piper leading the way, chirping his tune of a dawning new day, frustrations were championed, oh how we followed, the ego stuffed shirt of a suit cold and hollow. From the ......

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...English is not a language one can ever get ahead of-- there are just too many words! Like 'ludic; for example: meaning playful, in the sense of spontaneous, without real purpose....Soooooo, ......

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...They said they wanted servers People to wait on others For tips and a wage No plans to move up the ladder Just a day to make some pay Makes you want to slit their throats In there bloated three piece......

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...Limerick : Once a Leftist Stuffed-Shirt taught class Once a Leftist Stuffed-Shirt taught class He stuffed students’ drains with high-class grass The girls during recess Gave him ample access Now han......

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...year I wrapped myself in aluminum foil, Just to see if some of those kids I could roil. I wasn't exactly the Tin Man of Oz's fame, But the neighborhood all thought me quite insane. Having pinned stuffed animals to my shirt one time The "stuffed shirt" routine was more than a crime. I have been hunchbacked and straight laced just for the kids, Some come to my door, just to see what I did. Last year I took a soft ball ......

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...(This is a fictional poem) Last week I became very annoyed. I was devastated to see my wife in the new issue of Playboy. My cousin showed me her pictures after he got the magazine in the mail. ......

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