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He Made Her Hair Curl

There once was fellow could really jump But his arms were blown off, left with two stumps When with a new girl He made her hair curl He would dive in there, knees first, for a hump The girl said, "Please, dear, don't do that; it hurts! And your bare knees are just covered with dirt" But the jumper's reply: "I'm a civilized guy Not a stuffed-shirt or a mud-caked pervert!"

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/19/2019 5:30:00 PM

I read the word "bawdy" and I thought "can I do this?" Challenge on now that you have thrown the gauntlet and let it explode!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/19/2019 5:53:00 PM

Bombs away, Caren. I have full faith that you'll come up with a doozy! :) gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/19/2019 3:36:00 PM

haha you've set the bar high with this one Gershon. Good luck. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/19/2019 4:35:00 PM

Thanks for your input on this limerick, Tom. I imagine that most of the entrants will just keep pushing the bar higher and higher. Will look forward to reading one of your stellar limericks for this contest soon! :) gw