She Posed For Playboy

(This is a fictional poem) Last week I became very annoyed. I was devastated to see my wife in the new issue of Playboy. My cousin showed me her pictures after he got the magazine in the mail. It was horrible and it hurts like hell. I was shocked to see my wife's bare breasts. Now I'm angry and depressed. As men all over the country look at her, they drool. This is definitely not cool. My brother said that I'm being a stuffed shirt. But if it was his wife, I know he'd also be hurt. This incident has caused me to come unglued. I'm the only man who should see my wife nude.