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Strep Poems - Poems about Strep

Premium Member Lower Respiratory Infection
...pretty sure I have strep throat try to doctor myself for a week miss two days of work expected to miss one day kill myself doing double work the next two days exhausted on the weekend, sleep m......

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Categories: strep, sick,
Form: Narrative
Johnny Depp
...Johnny Depp had a stonking step That caused shiver like a strep Once a pirate, captain of the black pearl His charm caused his fans to twirl ABCD Clerihew Poetry Contest 2nd place......

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Categories: strep, appreciation,
Form: Clerihew



I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023
...I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023 Unseen enemy invades my body with platoon of green berets air rating, and enfilading immune system viz Hib bully knock and sock kin me c......

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Categories: strep, adventure, anger, anxiety, april,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quagmire
...I walked the shape of a square Inside of a circle. I brought shrimp to a lobster fest. This morning I woke up With someone else's nose. My niece is stuck in an elevator With no shoes or sox. ......

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Categories: strep, life,
Form: Free verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......

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Categories: strep, 12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Z Is An Entertainment Committee of One
...Z is an entertainment committee of one. Party does not get started until she arrives. Rest of us tell stories about Z. Filling up the restaurant with laughter. We keep looking at the door, expect......

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Categories: strep, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Deft Star Student and Beloved Dynamic Daughter Upon Her Twenty Fourth Birthday
...Deft "star student" and beloved dynamic daughter upon her twenty fourth birthday I suppose... see:)? twas approximately early/mid March nineteen ninety six begat your fate obstetrics and gyne......

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Categories: strep, absence, adventure, birthday, cat,
Form: Rhyme
At the Pediatrician's
...Unexpected sickness; Kids were home from school. Took them to the doctor; That’s the current rule. Crayons in the waiting room; Coloring and calm. Cartoons in the background Acting like a to......

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Categories: strep, granddaughter, grandson, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Defining Truth Defies Das Democratic Thinker In the Age of Trump
..."FAKE" assertions unstoppably bandied with beef, (sans doughty deeds done dirt cheap) courtesy of commander in chief trumpeted as a way to backout, embarrassment analogous to the thief of Bag......

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Categories: strep, anger, anxiety, bullying, crush,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Halibats Are the Worst of the Worst
...Halibats are the worst of the worst, for they steal purses, and they wear your lipstick. But they are sneaky about it, so you put it on too, not realizing you are going to get their germs. They ......

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Categories: strep, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse
Measles
...Measles, mumps and chicken pox, Insidious diseases, Were all a part of childhood, Paired with earaches, strep and sneezes. But that was many years ago And scientists have found The vaccinatio......

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Categories: strep, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Am No Doctor But
...I am no doctor but I think when someone comes in who has had strep throat 13, 728 times, you might want to do a test. I am no doctor, but I think when you tell someone good for you - you have n......

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Categories: strep, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Where On Earth
...(not that ye wondered, but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here). Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed, scrutinized vibrant wonders z......

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Categories: strep, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Amazon Does Not Give Me My Fix
...It's 4:07 a.m. This week I have had a virus, two asthma episodes, a biopsy, and I have traveled over 600 miles to see 6 grandchildren who got strep throat before my return. I have been playing catc......

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Categories: strep, easter, society, women,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member About Bottles of Beer In the Wall
... There are drunks in the parking lot of the mall. They keep singing about bottles of beer in the wall. No longer am I able to stand it all. These bums don’t sound like a choir to me. They are......

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Categories: strep, funny, people,
Form: Rhyme

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