I Am No Doctor But

I am no doctor but I think when someone comes in
who has had strep throat 13, 728 times, you might
want to do a test.

I am no doctor, but I think when you tell someone
good for you - you have not tested positively for
strep, so it must be viral

you might want to check to see if a throat
culture was even taken.

I am no doctor, but I do know some things.

I am no doctor, but I was so glad to
not have the gagging sticky thing put
into my throat,

I raced out with pure happiness,
glad that I am no doctor
and I am 
obviously
strep free!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/19/2018 4:35:00 PM
When I had strep throat in my teens, the doctor gave me some kind of drug that made me loopy, I had the craziest thoughts (should have written them down!)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/19/2018 4:40:00 PM
I wish you had! I love it when stuff comes like that.
Date: 12/18/2018 6:37:00 PM
such a simple procedure could be done so quickly yet things are so often overlooked, seems to be happening more and more often:-( hugs Jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/19/2018 8:13:00 AM
I know. Right?
Date: 12/18/2018 10:28:00 AM
Glad you're out the woods, these ailments you just don't need. Tom.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/18/2018 10:41:00 AM
I was being sarcastic; they really did forget to do a throat culture.
Date: 12/18/2018 10:18:00 AM
I had strep for three weeks in my 20's; I couldn't breathe, eat or drink anything hardly. Why did I have it so long? The doctor at the local clinic told me I had an infection and gave me the wrong antibiotics. Once I got another to give me the right one; it healed within 4 days. Go figure...Glad you don't have it.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/18/2018 10:41:00 AM
I am glad that I THINK I do not have it; I am determined to heal myself this way since the clinic messed up.
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