Stink Poems - Poems about Stink

• I open the fridge and what do I see? • A jar full of mildew waiting for me • Out of the jar and into the sink • For one, the jar has mildew and smells really stink ...

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those naughty creatures so easily startled can poof anytime...

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Can you smell that smell Where it comes from I can't tell But it stinks so well...

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bathing of the dog turned out a great decision as I need dog hugs...

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On Halloween, Tim wanted to scare; although much to his neighbors' despair; he dressed as a poo; went up and said, "Boo!" No one told him that Pooh was a bear!...

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there was a demon called Golgothan whose name was something to hit upon he was smelly and mighty undies not tighty whitie we kept him locked away in the john...

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The cook kept smelling something stink Found out, it was the kitchen sink Poured ammonia then bleach That smelled like the beach Then suddenly, he couldn't think...

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My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink. He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and also googly eyes. On the day in question, he was on the morning shift but the night before, he'd drank a bottle...

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The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened with a trumpet fanfare As the audience were gasping for air The one that had farted Had finished what started Loose poop ran everywhere...

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You wish to soon see the prince But your coat you did not rinse. Prince might pick its stink and wince. You don’t such add to your sins. You still want to meet the prince? John’s has been paining him since Now, it’s prayers for a means To dump his likes in dust bins … Or, perhaps,...

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Brown marmorated stink bug Two days of doing battle with this invading army. Two days searching out to find where is their hidden lair. Two days capturing dozens upon dozens of these onerous soldiers. Two days the battles raged on behind and on the front of my curtains. Two days trying to wash off the vile...

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My grandma once de-skunked a skunk for reasons I still have not thunk she knew what to do without a pee yew and never the stale air did stunk...

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Pickle, Pickle, what a tickle! Your sour face makes me fickle. Please remind me about the game; Your salty face made me forget my name. Carrot pickle arrived early, She was wearing a light bikini, She was hanging like Houdini On wagging tail of a pony. Onion pickle arrived in a car, His pungent face had a fresh scar, To garlic pickle he...

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ewe what is that pew I think it smells like mildew I agree with you...

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don't smash the stink bug as they crawl makes my toes curl creepy little guys...

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