Best Stink Poems

Ok, That's it !
So, I clicked and read your crap
I know you think you are a poet
But, the thought just makes me laugh
I see you think that you are clever
To rhyme the way you do
But, can't you move beyond 
The Roses Red and Violets Blue
I...

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You stink I said to the skunk
He replied, yes but I do it so well
I said you really really stink
He again replied, yes but I do it really really well!
I said Mr Skunkallo
Allo? Hello, as I held my nose
You really really really really really Stink
He...

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I Stink!!!...

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Poem by: Mr. Ronald Watson
Sep. 13, 2012
My Poetry on PoetrySoup

Stinking Thinking

Stinking thinking/ it leads to drinking./
What moisten the soul without an inkling?/
Unto making a wild left turn /while the right signal light were blinking./
Within a mild mix of rice, hops, and barley,
Since/ it...

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Today I stopped to smell a rose
And got a fairy in my nose.
She buzzed her little fairy wings
She kicked and punched and other things.

It kind of tickled as she fought
But all her struggling was for naught.
Like glue my boogies held her there
Her tiny frame lodged...

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A fish flew out of the water.
Nobody knew why until he spoke,
he carried a warning for Mankind.

The fish looked human.
I need to talk to the CEO's, he said.
They came, the fish spoke.

If you don’t stop making and throwing plastics,
trash and garbage in the oceans, seas,...

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Itty bitty stink bug
Laying upon the rug
Itty bitty stink bug
No one to give a hug

Itty bity stink bug
I hate to be a thug.
Itty bitty stink bug
Flushed without a shrug...

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After a long period of time, there was an awful stench  in the garage.
After ceaseless investigations, we were clueless of  the origin of stink.

It smelt like dead mice, but there was no sign of any.
It smelt like gas, and we feared there might...

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I've tried to tell you you’ve got bad halitosis
When you open your mouth folk can’t fail to notice!

The stench of your putrid dog breath I simply abhor
Just use a toothbrush before you head out the door!

I’ve dropped subtle hints but you don’t take the bait
I...

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Have you ever noticed how
raunchy our children can smell? 
Like the stench that arises
from, say, a rotting seashell.

It's true; cohabitation
can impose a certain stink.
But family ignores it,
despite what others might think.

Sometimes a polite request
is personal and discreet.
And other times, dad might yell,
for God's sake, go...

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Stink
My p.u., putrid, pungent pores
Have made me rotten to the core
reek and ravish emissive scents
Not caring where the odor vents
To flatulate without remorse
Then scurry to another course
There are some times I smell of mint
A sensing that woud give a hint
of blossums in a field of...

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I skinned a fish with my right hand
Scent lingers it doesn’t smell grand
I’ve washed my hands twice
They STILL don’t smell nice
It’s something I don’t understand!

3/11/19...

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The stench crawls up the mossy drapery in a 
house reeking with death. The sad part is
no one died here, just my soul. A mirror on 
the wall is a remnant of the God forsaken war
among me and… myself. 
A look in the mirror brings...

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Stink to the core





Misdeed to accept
Better than bear stench of guilt
Shame rots soul robs peace...

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