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Stingy Poems - Poems about Stingy


Skinflint
In wild vanity your curiosity hunts What no greedy archer ever shot; And pining under unrequited labor, You’ll condemn your inclement lot. In ceaseless tilling your brow Shall toil endlessly under sun, Till no sweat sits on your skin; And return with no medal won. For your parsimonious hand Withholds the destitute's alms; Making poor riffraff folks curse The sting of your stingy...

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Categories: stingy, africa, blessing, destiny, faith,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member Scots Are Stingy
Someone told me that all Smythes are crazy, and I believed them At first, until I met one Who was delightful, and kind, and did not generalize people He gave me a chance, which was a marvelous thing. For I had not been willing to give him one. Another told me that old women are dried up. Not knowing any, I...

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Categories: stingy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Stingy Jack
Stingy Jack knew he had made a booboo during his living When he tricked the crazy devil, who was not forgiving He did not make it into heaven due to his stingy way. So tried to go to the underworld, where the devil doth play. The devil laughed and said go roam the earth. Have fun Stingy...

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Categories: stingy, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Stingy, Stingy
~Stingy, Stingy~ There once was a poet named Stingy, Who loved only himself, what a  pathetic, lost dingy! One day, poor, lost soul, fell on his self-centered duff. Furious that 34 comments were simply, not enough! August 25, 2019 ...

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Categories: stingy, humor, humorous, poets, pride,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member My Opinion Has Changed
Miss Generous gave me a cup of beans and ham almost reluctantly from the family-salad bowl yesterday after I casually mentioned six or eight times my lunch had been pinched. But no ham, she was careful to spoon around that. And no horse radish which I love the best, although she had three jars of it. I thanked...

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Categories: stingy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse



Sandman's Stingy On Sleep Dust
I can not turn off my brain It is driving me insane So many thoughts I can't get out I just want to scream and shout Keeping me up every night Mornings looking like a fright From the lack of sleep I know It's now beginning to show How crazy it's making me Friends, coworkers, family Are seeing the insane signs From me crossing loony lines Into...

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Categories: stingy, silly, sleep,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Penurious Husband Irritates Wife
She was often totally furious With her husband who was penurious He gave pennies to the poor After quite a big uproar His flamboyant stinginess quite curious....

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Categories: stingy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Stingy Love
In love, a woman gives her heart, soul and mind, Men seldomly reciprocate in kind, They'll take whatever godness is offered and run with it until they get tired, If women only give a little of themselves, The well will overflow and the relationship becomes more intense, The law of least effort comes to the rescue, delivering women from relationship issues....

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Categories: stingy, lovewomen, women,
Form: Prose Poetry
[stingy Old Man]
stingy old man. black breath. you stroll, filling the cracks of my youth. crimson wrists plunge into severed ground once filled with fresh soil. until you came. ripped into my rigid structure, and you. ...

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Categories: stingy, caregiving, death, loss, sympathy,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things