My Opinion Has Changed

Miss Generous gave me a cup of beans and ham almost reluctantly from the family-salad bowl yesterday after I casually mentioned six or eight times my lunch had been pinched. But no ham, she was careful to spoon around that. And no horse radish which I love the best, although she had three jars of it. I thanked her as if she had saved me from being hanged. Then I looked at my spoon. She had somehow cut each bean in half. She is even more strange than I thought yesterday And yesterday I thought she was over-the top weird and stingy.