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Shot To Poppa Squat
Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. But Patch Addams was played on this tone. By a fighter of demons of others and his own. So in the spirit of the Dead Poet Society actor. Who influenced our lives in ways I can’t factor. Mr. Williams...

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Categories: squat, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Diddly Squat
Diddly Squat ain’t ‘not a lot’ for it’s nothing at all Not a few, nor one or two, and it won’t fill a hall For diddly squat ain't half a pot It’s like the muse I’ve got For diddly squat is ‘out of stock’, nada and sod all 16 July 2021 Sponsor: Line Gauthier For contest: Bitesize poem number 13...

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Categories: squat, angst, poetry,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Stand Up Or Squat
Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss Don't understand, they're all people just like us Well sometimes they're not Instead of standing they squat That why us gents give them our seat on a bus...

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Categories: squat, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Stand Up Or Squat
Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss Don't understand, they're all people just like us Well sometimes they're not Instead of standing they squat That why us gents give them our seats on a bus...

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Categories: squat, birth,
Form: Limerick
Diddly Squat
People often ask me What it is I've got That makes me so happy When clearly others aren't Then they tend to wonder If I'm putting on a front But when you want for nothing There's nothing that you want Where everything I own and need Could fit in a paper bag Again there's nothing that I want That I do not have Which keeps it...

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Categories: squat, fun, inspirational, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Remember Diddley Squat
When we get to the ripe old age of 80 plus Our memory can deceive us without much fuss Remember diddley squat Frustrates me a lot Oh to be young and virile with charm surplus...

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Categories: squat, memory,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Diddly Squat
Funny talk... "diddly squat" Means basically nothing to me! Where do these words come from? Do they grow these things on trees? What a joke... "a pig in a poke" Fooled unsuspecting buyers! Instead of a piggy inside the bag Twas a kitty cat for the fryer! But of course... "hay's for horses" Here's another reason to spend? Some stuffing for your Jockeys To give you...

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Categories: squat, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Nothing, Zilch, Nix, Diddly Squat
the saddest thought - to have lived for naught...

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Categories: squat, life,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member The Kid Who Knew Squat About Christmas
“So tell me,” I asked the young boy, “to whom does one owe Christmas joy?” But the lad looked at me and just said, “Can’t you see? It means when you get the best toy!” “Do you know why the wise men rode far on their camels to follow a star?” With surprise in his eyes, he said, “How were they wise? They should...

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Categories: squat, christmas,
Form: Limerick

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