The Kid Who Knew Squat About Christmas

“So tell me,” I asked the young boy,
“to whom does one owe Christmas joy?”
But the lad looked at me
and just said, “Can’t you see?
It means when you get the best toy!”

“Do you know why the wise men rode far
on their camels to follow a star?”
With surprise in his eyes,
he said, “How were they wise?
They should have just driven a car!”

“Do you know why we have Christmas day?”
But here’s all the poor kid could say:
“You spoke of some dude
that those ‘wise guy’ pursued.
Just WHO was this ‘star’ anyway?”


For PD's the 101 contests in a row --- 20 (Christmas Poems)Poetry Contest
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Davis Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 11:12 PM
Andrea This is a silly and fun write with a hidden message that Christmas is getting to materialistic and lost its meaning. Great job AAAWW Thanks for the awesome comment on my January poem and the fave. Hugs
Fillmore Avatar
December 2, 2010 at 1:26 PM
LOL! enjoyed this:) While humourous, says much about the commercialization of Christmas and the reason for the season, and it's sad. Yes a couple here and there flowed out over the past couple of months but it was overall a dry spell and it's intensity unnerving.
Sweetheart Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Soup Mail Andrea..
Fraser Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 1:46 PM
I so enjoyed this first time round Andrea, even more second time round. Many congratulations on your fine win >> James
Brown Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 5:23 AM
Congratulations Carolyn on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol
Johnson Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 9:16 PM
So sad the youngsters who have no idea of the real meaning of Christmas. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Mannan Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 7:46 PM
You have so truly portrayed a wonderful picture of today's youth. Many congratulations dear friend for this win.
Onclaud Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 6:20 PM
was pretty sure this witty stitch would bag such high win, andrea! CHEERS!! warmest, nette
Dufresne Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 4:01 PM
yes I guess that pretty well would sum up the modern concept, Andrea...Congrats to you . enjoy your win!
Mehta Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 2:03 PM
cONGRATULATIONS ON THIS WIN FOR THE EXCELLENT ENTRY IN THE CONTEST, aNDREA
Kendrick Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara
Gorelick Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Sad, but true in many ways..Good one dear..congrats. BG
Scripca Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 10:08 AM
You are right. This generation is so materialistic and the real meaning of Christmas is almost non-existant for them . Congrats on your well deserved win. Love, iolanda
Freeman Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Your idea for this gem is totally protrayed in clarity Andrea. "The moral principal of the meaning was totally lost to the child's mind!" It is scary to think that this is so true in our society, by the way Christmas has become so commerialized! "Congratulations on a worthy poem's recognition!" Agape, Moses
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November 28, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Great write, Andrea. You hit the nail on the head with this one. Congrats on the well deserved win. Dan C
Devonshire Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 7:03 AM
Indeed, children seem to have forgotten the meaning of Christmas, Andrea. Congratulations on taking second place! Love, Carolyn
Kendrick Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 4:27 AM
Cute...One to be hard to follow..Great idea in this one very creative..Reads like a winner to me..Good luck or maybe it is written in the "Stars" that it is a winner..I was delighted about the comments that you left on my work about my "Ode To Joy"...Sara
K. Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 12:31 AM
Oh what a shame indeed, to not know the reason behind that star-- what a witty set of limericks that also shine on the fact that Christmas for some have really lost the true reason behind it-- I do have to say though that line about the car sure made me smile!! I sure have to catch up on your poems, sweetie-- eek lemme do that just about now :) -- email you later oki?? hugs :)
Fraser Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Awesome trip Limerick Andrea, good luck in Carolyn's contest >> James :)
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November 20, 2010 at 12:44 PM
good limerick Andrea, i think it covers a whole load of people, the boys response, after all jesus was crucified by the moral authoritys in jerusalem.there is such a gap between a fleeting interest and the true follower,and we all can be, and are fallible.pheww..!
Freeman Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 11:48 AM
It's such a pity, but such is the world becoming Andrea. Agape, Moses
Babcock Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 10:11 AM
THIS is funny, Totally reminds me of kids these days. Great write Andrea. Good luck on the contest. LUV Phyl
Devonshire Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 8:34 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Andrea, but I didn't see it in the entries yet. Did you submit it? Love, Carolyn
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November 19, 2010 at 10:33 AM
So enjoyed and sadly so true...Love the limerick, it flows nicely as do your words...Always Michael
Neels Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Wow, how I love your entry Andrea, sad reality some kids really don't know the reason behind the season.. Great triple limerick!! Good luck for the contest ;) love Wilma
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