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Remember Diddley Squat

When we get to the ripe old age of 80 plus
Our memory can deceive us without much fuss
Remember diddley squat
Frustrates me a lot
Oh to be young and virile with charm surplus

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DM Babbit

August 1, 2016 at 6:42 PM

Ah, if only 80 were the new 40 then 70 would be 50 - no, that's not right, 70 is the new 30? Oh, I don't feel that young, yet. In any case, I've always gone for older men, so keep me in your dreams, Jack and I'll look for new poems from your store.

Jack Ellison

August 2, 2016 at 7:35 AM

OLDER MEN!!!!!! They don't come much older than this old guy! LOL Anyway... I'M YOURS, please be gentle!!! LOL Love, Old Jack xxx

Tim Smith

August 1, 2016 at 12:54 PM

I remember everything I forgot...all them fillies still hot to trot...come play with me...still virile you see...darn, was supposed to go to the doc for a shot

Jack Ellison

August 2, 2016 at 7:33 AM

You are STILL the limerick king! Got a kick out of this one! BTW, Tulo just go injured... hit on the hand! Hope he's back soon... he's AMAZING!

Carol Eastman

August 1, 2016 at 11:07 AM

I'd say Thank you for posting only one poem a day... But Three made Dragon Giggle until he was left in Hickups! Actually, you should go back to three. we're missing his entertaining blasts of fun. It was never dull. Besides we need to have more hickup action, to teach all the new comers in our Menagerie how to use the fire extinguishers! We gave up morning fire extinguisher lessons at the local schools. The local fire fighters found Dragons explosive giggles perfect to teach fire fighting 101.

Jack Ellison

August 2, 2016 at 7:29 AM

Three a day is starting to hurt my brain! Will try but this old duffer is definitely starting to slow down... believe it or not!!! Thanks for being my friend all this time!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxxxxx

Carol Eastman

August 1, 2016 at 11:14 AM

PS... Dragon says if you're worried about being charming, he says you can borrow his Super Hero Cape... He says it gets not only the girls chasing him... But also every one else... But he says to beware the pitch forks... Actually I should tell you... it's not his Cape but how he gets in trouble when he puts it on. That brings every one a running! Including the fire Department... His memory tends to be a bit confused too... LOL!